- Daffy Duck: [singing] Oh, people call me Daffy. They think that I am goony. Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney. Oh, when they say I'm nutsy. It sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup, I think its going to rain. Oh, you can't bounce a meatball. Though try with all your might. Ah, turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite. Good evening, friends.
- [Porky is painting a lake]
- Daffy Duck: Lake?
- Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
- Daffy Duck: That lake?
- Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
- Daffy Duck: That's my lake.
- Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.
- Daffy Duck: You can't go around painting other people's property! At least have the decency to ask me if you can paint it!
- Porky Pig: Okay, may I please paint your lake?
- Daffy Duck: No. I don't want my lake painted.
- Daffy Duck: [Daffy wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth]
- Daffy Duck: The mountains are okay, I don't own them.
- Daffy Duck: [Daffy leaves Porky, just temporarily]
- Porky Pig: [angrily] Ooh!
- Daffy Duck: [Daffy returns, dressed in an old man's clothes] Hey there, sonny.
- Porky Pig: And who are you?
- Daffy Duck: I'm the old man of the mountains!
- Daffy Duck: [Daffy then wipes the mountains off of Porky's painting]
- Daffy Duck: And I don't want them painted!
- Porky Pig: [Porky rips the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you.
- [Porky then laughs diabolically, after this remark]
- Daffy Duck: I like him, he's crazy!
- Daffy Duck: Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!
- [Daffy walks off screen and returns, wearing an executioner's black hood & brandishing an ax]
- Porky Pig: [Porky lays his neck on the chopping block] Gosh, they're sure strict around here.
- Daffy Duck: Have you a marriage license?
- Porky Pig: G-g-gosh no, I'm not married.
- Daffy Duck: Aha! Not married eh? Well,uh
- [jumps into Porky's arms]
- Daffy Duck: whaddya say you and me go steady?
- Porky Pig: [Porky always stutters, as he begins to speak. He threw a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!
- Daffy Duck: [Daffy is wearing a catcher's uniform, he catches the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em!
- [Daffy throws the rock back to Porky]
- Daffy Duck: He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im!
- [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him]
- Daffy Duck: [Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!
- Porky Pig: [sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m...
- [Porky then slides into a mud puddle]
- Porky Pig: ...Mud.
- [Porky is using Daffy as his car motor & closing lines, also]
- Daffy Duck: He's got no right to do this to me!
- [a license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"]
- Daffy Duck: What a revolting development this is.
- Porky Pig: When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.
- [closing line & remark, before Closing Credits' sign appears]