Boobs in the Woods (1950)

Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Daffy Duck

Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : [singing]  Oh, people call me Daffy. They think that I am goony. Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney. Oh, when they say I'm nutsy. It sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup, I think its going to rain. Oh, you can't bounce a meatball. Though try with all your might. Ah, turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite. Good evening, friends.

• [Porky is painting a lake] 

  Daffy Duck : Lake?

  Porky Pig : Mmm-hmm.

  Daffy Duck : That lake?

  Porky Pig : Mmm-hmm.

  Daffy Duck : That's my lake.

  Porky Pig : Mmm-hmm.

  Daffy Duck : You can't go around painting other people's property! At least have the decency to ask me if you can paint it!

  Porky Pig : Okay, may I please paint your lake?

  Daffy Duck : No. I don't want my lake painted.

  Daffy Duck : [Daffy wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] 

  Daffy Duck : The mountains are okay, I don't own them.

  Daffy Duck : [Daffy leaves Porky, just temporarily] 

  Porky Pig : [angrily]  Ooh!

  Daffy Duck : [Daffy returns, dressed in an old man's clothes]  Hey there, sonny.

  Porky Pig : And who are you?

  Daffy Duck : I'm the old man of the mountains!

  Daffy Duck : [Daffy then wipes the mountains off of Porky's painting] 

  Daffy Duck : And I don't want them painted!

  Porky Pig : [Porky rips the disguise off of Daffy]  You wait here, I've got something for you.

  [Porky then laughs diabolically, after this remark] 

  Daffy Duck : I like him, he's crazy!

• Porky Pig : There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!

• Daffy Duck : Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!

  [Daffy walks off screen and returns, wearing an executioner's black hood & brandishing an ax] 

  Porky Pig : [Porky lays his neck on the chopping block]  Gosh, they're sure strict around here.

• Daffy Duck : Have you a marriage license?

  Porky Pig : G-g-gosh no, I'm not married.

  Daffy Duck : Aha! Not married eh? Well,uh

  [jumps into Porky's arms] 

  Daffy Duck : whaddya say you and me go steady?

• Daffy Duck : Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.

• Porky Pig : [Porky always stutters, as he begins to speak. He threw a rock at Daffy]  T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!

  Daffy Duck : [Daffy is wearing a catcher's uniform, he catches the rock]  Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em!

  [Daffy throws the rock back to Porky] 

  Daffy Duck : He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im!

  [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him] 

  Daffy Duck : [Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run]  Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!

  Porky Pig : [sliding]  Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m...

  [Porky then slides into a mud puddle] 

  Porky Pig : ...Mud.

• [Porky is using Daffy as his car motor & closing lines, also] 

  Daffy Duck : He's got no right to do this to me!

  [a license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] 

  Daffy Duck : What a revolting development this is.

  Porky Pig : When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.

  [closing line & remark, before Closing Credits' sign appears]