Malice in the Palace (1949)

Joe Palma: Guard Outside Palace

Quotes 

• Guard outside palace : Hark! Who goes there?

  Moe, Larry and Shemp (together) : Santa Claus!

  Guard outside palace : Ah, there ain't no Santa Claus.

  Shemp : [as all three of them get out and open their bag]  Oh, yes, there is, and we've got a present for you.

  Guard outside palace : You have?

  Moe : Yeah, right here!

  [hits the guard over the head and he falls into the bag unconscious]