Romance on the High Seas (1948)

S.Z. Sakall: Uncle Lazlo Lazlo

Quotes 

• Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Oh, well, I'm not saying that Michael hasn't looked at another woman. Who hasn't? I have looked at women and the few that looked back, I married. That cured me of looking.

• Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Half a cruise with a whole husband is better than no cruise with no husband.

• Elvira Kent : You know, it's very irritating. Here I gave up a perfectly wonderful cruise to trap my husband and what happens? Nothing.

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Just goes to show you can't trust men.

• Georgia Garrett : [singing]  I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, With, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, With you.

  [song ends, takes a bow, exits stage] 

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : What was the name of that song?

  Elvira Kent : "I'm in Love."

• Michael Kent : Uncle! Why are you hiding in the closet?

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : I - I will - I will tell you. It's awful. There is such a hurly-burly in this Rio. I was happy to find a quiet place.

• Georgia Garrett : Oscar, What are we gonna do now? He's sure to find out.

  Oscar Farrar : First put on some decent clothes. I'll start packing.

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : [starts unbuttoning Georgia's housecoat]  That's right. I - I will help you, darling. Come, come.

  Georgia Garrett : Mr. Lazlo!

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : I take off my glasses. Come, come.

• Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Mike's the great business head.

  Elvira Kent : I didn't marry Mike for his business head!

• Elvira Kent : Did you see that, uncle? Did you see the way he looked at that bridesmaid?

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Oh, no, he was just looking around and accidentally there was a bridesmaids.

  Elvira Kent : Why doesn't he look at me?

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Oh, he has seen you.

• Michael Kent : I thought marriage would change her, but it hasn't.

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Just the opposite, my boy. When a woman is married, she has to flirt twice as hard to prove she's still got it.

• Elvira Kent : Miss Garrett, I'm Elvira Kent, and this is my uncle, Lazlo Lazlo.

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Hello.

  Georgia Garrett : If he isn't your uncle is that my business?

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : [Chuckling]  You can believe me, she's my niece. I have experiences in nieces.

• Elvira Kent : I'd like to go to South America and catch Michael here.

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : My dear niece, not only is it impossible, but it cannot be done.

• Elvira Kent : And, that, that girl is having a perfectly wonderful time under my name. I haven't heard a thing from her in days. Who knows what's going on down there?

  Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : Just goes to show you can't trust women either.

• Uncle Lazlo Lazlo : I have looked at women. And the four who looked back, I married. That cured me of looking.