The Perils of Pauline (1947)

William Demarest: George 'Mac' McGuire

Quotes 

• George 'Mac' McGuire : [They have just learned that the President is to declare war on Germany]  How do you like that? Everything happens to me! War! They couldn't hold off until after the wedding? No. They gotta do it now and gum up everything.

  Pearl White : War... but it's horrible.

  George 'Mac' McGuire : You said it. Now we gotta re-write the last six episodes!

• George 'Mac' McGuire : [on learning that the war is over]  How do you like that? Everything happens to me! I just get the war going good, and now they they call it off! Get the writers. We gotta write the war out.