Outlaws of the Plains (1946)
Al St. John: Fuzzy Q. Jones
Quotes
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[Fuzzy consults a crystal ball]
Fuzzy Q. Jones : Oh, Big Chiefs in the Clouds, speak to me... Don't somebody want to speak to me?
Voice of Standing Pine : Sure. Me talk.
Fuzzy Q. Jones : W-W-Who are you?
Voice of Standing Pine : Me Chief Standing Pine.
Fuzzy Q. Jones : W-W-Where-Where are you standing, Pine?
Voice of Standing Pine : Right beside you, Paleface!
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Nord Finner : Say, Fuzzy, maybe that Indian pal of yours could tell you where to dig a little gold dust on this claim.
Fuzzy Q. Jones : Oh, ah, ain't you found nothin' yet?
Nord Finner : Not enough to fill a gnat's tooth.
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[believing Fuzzy to be psychic, the townsmen consult him about future events]
Townsman : Oh, Mr. Jones, when would be a good time to sell my crops?
Fuzzy Q. Jones : Oh, about the first.
Townsman : The first of what?
Fuzzy Q. Jones : The first chance you get!
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[through his crystal ball, Fuzzy consults with the spirit of Chief Standing Pine]
Voice of Standing Pine : Okay. Okay. Trance over. Standing Pine...
Fuzzy Q. Jones : Standing Pine! Standing Pine! I gotta a couple of things I want to tell you... I wonder if he belongs to the union.
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Fuzzy Q. Jones : Hey, wait a minute boys - don't crowd me! I'm formin' a big organization and you're all welcome as soon as things get ripe.
[Joe and Ralph comment from the fringes of the throng]
Henchman Joe Dayton : Yeah, and when it is, we'll be on hand to pick the plum.
Ralph Emory : Provided that Billy Carson doesn't upset the apple cart.
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Fuzzy Q. Jones : I'm in the blue chips this time, proper. You and me is practically millionaires.
Billy Carson : Yeah, whadja do? Make a strike of fool's gold?
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Fuzzy Q. Jones : Standing Pine told me where I could find this big claim.
Billy Carson : Standing Pine? Who's Standing Pine?
Fuzzy Q. Jones : He's my Indian guide. He's a spirit.
Billy Carson : A spirit. Fuzz, you better keep that cork in the bottle. Those spirits are going to get you in trouble.
