Hilary Ames:
Relieve the drain, relieve the strain.
Adam Belinski:
In Hyde Park, some people like to feed nuts to the squirrels. But if it makes you happy to feed squirrels to the nuts, who am I to say nuts to the squirrels?
Sir Henry Carmel:
So many of these foreigners have foreign names.
Cluny Brown:
You must never become a victim of my circumstances, and, if you should ever seem romantic to me - don't hesitate. Just kick me.
Adam Belinski:
Yes, let's kick each other.
Adam Belinski:
I would build you the most beautiful mansion, with the most exquisite and complicated plumbing, I would hand you a hammer, and say "Ladies and Gentlemen, Madame Cluny Belinski is about to put the pipes in their place".
Andrew Carmel:
[
hearing news of the war] I intend to write another letter to the Times.
Adam Belinski:
Good.
Andrew Carmel:
[
uncertainly] No... No, I'll join the R.A.F.
Adam Belinski:
Better... join the R.A.F, and rise above the Times.
Adam Belinski:
But I know Hitler.
Sir Henry Carmel:
He has written a book, hasn't he?
Adam Belinski:
Yes.
Sir Henry Carmel:
Big success?
Adam Belinski:
Very big.
Sir Henry Carmel:
So what more does he want? Why doesn't he lie down and keep quiet?
Adam Belinski:
If you really want to know, Sir Henry, read the book.
Sir Henry Carmel:
It's an outdoor book. What is it called? Oh yes, "Mein Camp".
Adam Belinski:
You couldn't have prescribed a better sedative than yourself!
Jonathan Wilson:
Thank you Sir.
Adam Belinski:
Not at all.
Jonathan Wilson:
It may interest you to know that after the use of my nasal bath the Marquis Rockamere, a distinguished speaker, was for the first time clearly understood when he addressed the House of Lords last week.
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