George White's Scandals (1945)

Margaret Hamilton: Clarabelle Evans

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• Clarabelle Evans : Jack's too young. Why he hasn't even sown his wild oats.

  Joan Mason : Sown his wild oats? Why, at his age he should have sown 'em, grown 'em, reaped 'em, and sold 'em.

• Clarabelle Evans : Have you got a whisk broom?

• Clarabelle Evans : Jack promised our dear departed mother that since I'm alone in the world, he wouldn't marry until I did.

  Joan Mason : Well, how do you know he'll live that long?

• Joan Mason : Jack had something in his eye and I was just trying to get it out.

  Clarabelle Evans : You must have been trying to take it out with your teeth. He's got lipstick all over his mouth.

• Joan Mason : What is it about me you don't like? And try not to make it personal.

  Clarabelle Evans : I think you're an utter monstrosity.

  Jack Evans : Now just a minute, this utter monstrosity happens to be the woman I love.

  Joan Mason : Oh, darling!

• Jack Evans : A woman's happiness isn't complete without a mate. You remember about Noah's ark. Everything was two-by-two. Every animal had a mate. The lion, the tiger, the zebra. Even a pig has a mate. Why shouldn't you?

  Clarabelle Evans : Rubbish!

• Montescu : My! You have beautiful hands!

  Clarabelle Evans : D'ya think so?

  Montescu : Like the statue: Venus de Milo.