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Quotes
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Verbena (Carmelita's Maid) : A bundle from heaven done arrived.
Carmelita Lindsay : Oh! Isn't it wonderful. A little blessed event.
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[repeated line]
Carmelita Lindsay : Okie dokie!
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Carmelita Lindsay : Yippee! Yippee!
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Verbena (Carmelita's Maid) : She's been dancin' like a demon all week.
Dennis Lindsay : All week?
Carmelita Lindsay : Well, of course, Dennis. I wanted to show the brave soldiers a good time!
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Dennis Lindsay : Oh, please, Carmelita, think. Think of your...
Carmelita Lindsay : Think of what, Dennis?
Dennis Lindsay : Well, just think!
Carmelita Lindsay : I do think and I think you're treating me like a baby.
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Uncle Matt Lindsay : I want to see the blessed event.
Carmelita Lindsay : All right, Uncle Matt. I show to you. Then we come back and make hoopie, yes?
Uncle Matt Lindsay : No.
Carmelita Lindsay : No?
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Yes.
Carmelita Lindsay : Oh, what?
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Carmelita Lindsay : Do you know if fuzzy wuzzy is a boy or a girl?
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Miss Cummings (Sunshine Orphanage) : What can I do for you?
Carmelita Lindsay : We want a baby boy, whose only one week old, and he must be half Irish, half Mexican, and half the United States.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : A he?
Carmelita Lindsay : We want a boy, don't we?
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Not after I told them it was a she.
Carmelita Lindsay : Oh, I forgot! The boy must be a girl.
Miss Cummings (Sunshine Orphanage) : First, let me have some other particulars. Then, we'll discuss sex.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Huh?
Carmelita Lindsay : Huh?
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Carmelita Lindsay : Don't you worry, Uncle Matt. I have a baby by tomorrow!
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Miss Cummings (Sunshine Orphanage) : How long have you been married?
Carmelita Lindsay : Two years.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Seventeen years.
Miss Cummings (Sunshine Orphanage) : I mean, how long have you been married to one another?
Carmelita Lindsay : Oh, but we're not married to one another. He's got a wife and I've got a husband. And I want the baby, so...
Miss Cummings (Sunshine Orphanage) : Stop! I've heard enough. Please don't go into the sordid details.
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Carmelita Lindsay : Uncle Matt, you 'splain to her.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : I will sweetheart.
Miss Cummings (Sunshine Orphanage) : Sweetheart? Uncle? You ought to be ashamed. Get out!
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Wait a minute.
Miss Cummings (Sunshine Orphanage) : I certainly wouldn't trust the likes of a foundling into your care.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Let me explain this. It's pretty simple.
Miss Cummings (Sunshine Orphanage) : It's people like you who are responsible for institutions like this, in the first place! Now, get out!
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George Sharpe : Well, you can't fool all the people all the time. Can you?
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Oh, no. Just some of the time.
Carmelita Lindsay : And there is no fool like an old fool.
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Carmelita Lindsay : Don't worry, Dennis. I will fix everything.
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Uncle Matt Lindsay : I tell you, this is the wrong color!
Carmelita Lindsay : It makes no difference.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Why?
Carmelita Lindsay : It will be all right when its dead!
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Yes, it will be all right when its - dead? What does that have to do with the color?
Carmelita Lindsay : When it's dead, it's dyed. No?
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Carmelita Lindsay : Yes!
Uncle Matt Lindsay : Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Carmelita Lindsay : Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Uncle Matt Lindsay : No!
Carmelita Lindsay : Yes!
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Carmelita Lindsay : Didn't they tell you I would watch after the baby in the nursery?
Mrs. Fred Walters : The clerk didn't tell me anything about a nursery?
Carmelita Lindsay : Shhh. I know. Since the war, everyone is so secretive.
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Carmelita Lindsay : I love little boys. Don't you?
Mrs. Fred Walters : Oh, yes.
Carmelita Lindsay : And big ones, too!
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Lord Basil Epping : You named him after me?
Carmelita Lindsay : Uh-huh. You are his keepsake.
Lord Basil Epping : Yes, a little keepsake. Keep? It should be namesake, of course.
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Lord Basil Epping : I've had a horrible experience. It's taken everything out of me.
Carmelita Lindsay : You better go and get some more.
Lord Basil Epping : That's a good idea. I have a bottle in my suite.
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Aunt Della Lindsay : It's nobody's fault but yours. I told you before what you should do. You should give her a good spanking.
Carmelita Lindsay : What!
Dennis Lindsay : For once I agree with Aunt Della!
[bends Carmelita over his knee]
Carmelita Lindsay : No, no, no, no, Dennis!