I Dood It (1943)

Red Skelton: Joseph Rivington Renolds

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Quotes 

• Joseph Rivington Renolds : She kissed me - right in the USO bazaar.

• Constance Shaw : Say, you like me a lot, don't you?

  Joseph Rivington Renolds : Oh, Miss Shaw, I'm so crazy about you, I'm crazy.

• Joseph Rivington Renolds : I press men's pants and this is the slack season.

• Annette : Why, Mr. Renolds, we hardly recognized you.

  Joseph Rivington Renolds : Oh, well my suit may not be very zoot, but, it's all mine.

• Annette : I know how you feel, Mr. Renolds, I had a tragic romance in my life too.

  Joseph Rivington Renolds : What did you take for it? I mean, what did you take for it?

  Annette : A large dose of forgetfulness. He was an actor, a strolling minstrel. He just strolled right in and - strolled right out.

• Annette : I'm sorry, Mr. Renolds, I mean about the way things ended.

  Joseph Rivington Renolds : Yeah, before they even began.

• Joseph Rivington Renolds : If I was putting on a new shaw for Miss Show, I mean, a new show for Miss Shaw, well, I've always liked boats. I'd open on a big white battleship, with guns, they'd be white too! Then the spotlight swings to the starboard and reveals Miss Shaw. And she comes floatin' down to the main floor on a big, beautiful white cloud. And she does a dance on the guns and then for a finish they - they fire broadside.

• Joseph Rivington Renolds : Look, Connie, I'm still your husband. You're going to take orders from me. Now, get outta here!

  Constance Shaw : Oh, you're *wonderful*, Joe.

• Joseph Rivington Renolds : How do you like that? I'm even a failure at killing myself.

• Joseph Rivington Renolds : Oh, that Jimmy Dorsey's really got band, hadn't he?

  Tommy Dorsey (cameo appearance) : [turns around]  Yeah.

  Joseph Rivington Renolds : Oh, boy, what a brass section, what arrangements!

  Man with Tommy : Hey, did you ever hear his brother Tommy?

  Joseph Rivington Renolds : Oh, sure. Too many fiddles, though.

  [points to a photo of Jimmy Dorsey] 

  Joseph Rivington Renolds : There's a guy that's solid murder.

  Tommy Dorsey (cameo appearance) : Yeah, I like Bob Hope too.

• Constance Shaw : What does it look like?

  Joseph Rivington Renolds : [tossing stuffed rabbit over shoulder as he frantically rifles through pile of junk looking for bomb]  It looks like a rabbit. Oh, you mean the bomb.