- Elmer Fudd: Gweetings, music-wovers. First we will hear a waltz, witten by Johann Stwauss, and as we hear the whythmic stwains of the haunting wefwain, wisten to the wippling whythm of the woodwinds as it wolls awound and awound, and it comes out here...
- Bugs Bunny: [holds up a book called "Emly-Post Etiquette, and opens it] It ain't polite to point!