Mexican Spitfire's Elephant (1942)

Tom Kennedy: Joe - Villa Luigi Bartender

Quotes 

• Lord Basil Epping : Tell me, have you ever seen a black and white elephant?

  Joe the Villa Luigi Bartender : No, I never seen a black and white elephant. But, I bet you've seen many a pink one with green spots.

• Joe the Villa Luigi Bartender : So, when the guy yells, "stick 'em up", I let him have it with a beer bottle.

  Lord Basil Epping : Beer bottle?

  Joe the Villa Luigi Bartender : Right on the coconut.

  Lord Basil Epping : Beer and coconuts? Dear me, that's a frightful mixture.

  Joe the Villa Luigi Bartender : After that, it was duck soup.

  Lord Basil Epping : I thought you said it was beer and coconuts?

  Joe the Villa Luigi Bartender : I mean after I knock the guy out, the rest was easy! The cops came in and put the handcuffs on him.

  Lord Basil Epping : Yes. Handcuffs? Oh dear me, that reminds me, my wife is waiting for me.