I Married a Witch (1942)

Fredric March: Jonathan Wooley, Nathaniel Wooley, Samuel Wooley, Wallace Wooley

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Quotes 

• Wooley - civil war incarnation : Where is the nearest recruiting office?

  His wife : Oh, running off to war like a coward.

• Wallace Wooley : I'm afraid you've got a hangover.

  Daniel : Don't tell me what I've got! I invented the hangover. It was in 1892... B.C.

• Wallace Wooley : Mere physical beauty isn't everything.

• Wallace Wooley : Now you listen to me, young lady. Come on. Get up.

  Jennifer : [she stands]  I'm listening, Mr. Wooley.

  [he stares at her] 

  Jennifer : Why do you look at me that way? Oh, my dress. Do you like it?

  Wallace Wooley : I-I don't know. It's such a shock to see you dressed. I mean... you're beautiful.

  Jennifer : Enough to make a man fall in love?

  Wallace Wooley : Mere physical beauty isn't everything.

  Jennifer : [disappointed]  That's what I thought.

  Wallace Wooley : [clears his throat]  Look here, Jennifer.

  Jennifer : I don't like the tone of your voice!

  Wallace Wooley : Well, I swallowed some smoke last night.