The Nifty Nineties (1941)

Ward Kimball: Ward

Quotes 

• Fred : Saaaay, Ward. Do you know why the chicken crossed the road?

  Ward : I do not know. Why DID the chicken cross the road?

  Fred : To get to the other side!

  [bursts out laughing and smacks Ward to the floor] 

• Fred : Saaaaay, Ward. Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

  Ward : That was NO lady... that was MY WIFE! HAHAHAHAHHA!

  [Fred smacks Ward on the head with a wooden hammer]