Dutiful But Dumb (1941)
Curly Howard: Cluck
Quotes
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Clack : We're supposed to have a last request!
Curly Cluck : Certainly, this is request night!
Army Sergeant : What do you request?
Moe Click : How about a last smoke?
Army Sergeant : OK. But when the smoke is finished, so are you!
[Curly pulls out a giant cigar; Army Sergeant does a double take]
Curly Cluck : Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
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Moe Click : [surprised to see all the watches on his arm] Hey, what's the idea of the three watches?
Curly Cluck : That's the way I tell the time.
Moe Click : *How* do you tell the time?
Curly Cluck : This one runs 10 minutes slow every two hours. This one's 20 minutes fast every four hours. The one in the middle's broken, it stopped at two o'clock.
Moe Click : Well how do you tell the time?
Curly Cluck : I take the 10 minutes on this one, and subtract it from the 20 minutes on this one, ha ha, then I divide by two in the middle.
Moe Click : Well, what time is it now?
Curly Cluck : [takes a stopwatch from his pocket] Oh uh, 10 minutes to four...
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Curly Cluck : Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for three photographers... they ain't in here!