Dutiful But Dumb (1941)

Moe Howard: Click

Quotes 

• Moe Click : Hey, can we shoot a picture of him?

  Army Sergeant : Yes. You shoot the picture, and we shoot you!

• Clack : We're supposed to have a last request!

  Curly Cluck : Certainly, this is request night!

  Army Sergeant : What do you request?

  Moe Click : How about a last smoke?

  Army Sergeant : OK. But when the smoke is finished, so are you!

  [Curly pulls out a giant cigar; Army Sergeant does a double take] 

  Curly Cluck : Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

• Moe Click : [surprised to see all the watches on his arm]  Hey, what's the idea of the three watches?

  Curly Cluck : That's the way I tell the time.

  Moe Click : *How* do you tell the time?

  Curly Cluck : This one runs 10 minutes slow every two hours. This one's 20 minutes fast every four hours. The one in the middle's broken, it stopped at two o'clock.

  Moe Click : Well how do you tell the time?

  Curly Cluck : I take the 10 minutes on this one, and subtract it from the 20 minutes on this one, ha ha, then I divide by two in the middle.

  Moe Click : Well, what time is it now?

  Curly Cluck : [takes a stopwatch from his pocket]  Oh uh, 10 minutes to four...