You Ought to Be in Pictures (1940)

Mel Blanc: Porky Pig, Daffy Duck, Animator, Studio Guard, Movie Director, Stagehand

Quotes 

• Leon Schlesinger : Hello, Porky. Come on in.

  Porky Pig : Hello, Mr. Schl-Schle-Schles-g-g-g-g... Hello, Leon.

  Leon Schlesinger : Well, Porky, what's on your mind? What can I do for you?

  Porky Pig : You see, I've been in cartoons a long time, and I was thinking, t-that if I had a chance to act in features... What's Errol Flynn got that I haven't?

  Leon Schlesinger : You mean to say you want to get out of your cartoon contract?

  Porky Pig : Y-yeah, t-that's right.

  Leon Schlesinger : Well, if that's the way you feel about it, it's all right with me. You sure you know what you're doing?

  Porky Pig : Y-yes.

  Leon Schlesinger : Well, if you say so, I'll tear up your contract, if that's what you want.

  Porky Pig : Y-yes.

  Leon Schlesinger : Well, if that's the way you feel about it, it's all right with me.

  [Leon tears up contract and throws it in wastebasket] 

  Leon Schlesinger : [Shakes hands with Porky]  Okay, Porky. Don't forget me when you're a star.

  [Porky leaves] 

  Leon Schlesinger : He'll be back.

• Porky Pig : [end credits] 

  Porky Pig : Th-th-th-that's all, folks!

• Studio Guard : Who do you think you are, driving through here like that?

  Porky Pig : Why, I'm P-P-Porky Pig.

  Studio Guard : Oh, so you're Porky Pig.

  [Porky nods] 

  Studio Guard : And you wanna go in there.

  [Porky nods] 

  Studio Guard : And you want me to be a nice guy and let you go in there.

  [Porky nods] 

  Studio Guard : So I can lose my job.

  [Porky starts nodding, catches himself and shakes his head] 

  Studio Guard : Well, I'm not a nice guy, and I'm not gonna let you in, and I'm not gonna lose my job, but I am gonna throw you out!

  [Guard picks up Porky, car and all, and tosses him out] 

  Studio Guard : Get out and stay out!

• Daffy Duck : Psst. Hey, Porky. Say, you want a good job?

  Porky Pig : B-but I got a good j-jo-j-position.

  Daffy Duck : Oh, you call this a job? Working in cartoons? Phoo! I know where you can get a job in features, as Bette Davis' leading man. Three grand a week.

  Porky Pig : Oh, I'm n-n-not good enough for that. Besides, I g-g-got a contract here.

  Daffy Duck : You can get out of that. Just go up and tell the boss that you wanna quit.

  Porky Pig : D-d-do you think I ought to?

  Daffy Duck : Sure. Come on, come on. You don't get an opportunity like this every day. Come on.

• [first lines] 

  Animator : Lunch!

• [last lines] 

  Daffy Duck : Hey, Porky. I hope you didn't sign up here again, 'cause I know where there's a pip of a job at twelve grand a week, playing opposite Greta...

  [Gets hit in the face with a tomato] 

  Daffy Duck : ...Garbo.