YOU'LL FIND 60 MINUTES OF FAST AND FURIOUS FOOTBALL...LOUD AND LINGERING LAUGHS (original poster - all caps)
Forget your football favorites, folks. He's 1939's All-American Laugh-Back ! (original poster)
COME OUT AND ROOT FOR THE ROOTINEST, TOOTINEST FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO EVER CAME OUT OF THE WEST...WHERE MEN ARE MEN AND A QUARTERBACK IS JUST TWO BITS AND CHANGE! (original poster-all caps)
For the Funniest Football Frolic...Since the Rose Bowl Was a Flower-Pot! (original one-sheet poster)
A Galloping Fool!...An All-American Laff-Back!
HE MAY NOT MAKE A TOUCHDOWN...BUT HE'S SURE TO MAKE YOU HOWL! (Print Ad-Portsmouth Times, ((Portsmouth, Ohio)) 28 November 1939)
60 Minutes of Fast And Furious Football... Loud And Lingering Laughs.