- Aunt Sarah Morgan: I would feel safer if there was a... man in the house.
- Peewee Jones: Well, if you needed a cook...
- Aunt Sarah Morgan: Oh, are you a cook?
- Peewee Jones: Why, yes ma'am, I can make a jackrabbit taste just like a T-bone steak.
- Aunt Sarah Morgan: Ohh, that's settled then, *you're* the cook.
- [sighs]
- Aunt Sarah Morgan: Oh, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
- Peewee Jones: I'll go right out and shoot one.
- Aunt Sarah Morgan: A horse?
- Peewee Jones: Oh, no ma'am, a rabbit.
- [Aunt Sarah chuckles]