Speed (1936)

Ted Healy: Gadget

Quotes 

• Gadget : Listen, let me give you a little advice, will you, please. Lay off dames, they'll ruin your future.

• Gadget : Hey, what are you doin' way out here?

  Fanny Lane : Oh, don't be cross, loverboy. Its my vacation, and I want to be near ya.

  Gadget : Yeah, near me and fourteen other mechanics.

  Fanny Lane : Oh, I swear I won't even look at another man.

  Gadget : Your promises are false, woman. So, take your torch some other place.

  Fanny Lane : Oh, loverboy, Gadgy-Wadgy, please forgive me.

• Gadget : Hey, Shorty, see that dame there? She's got a double-reverse, triple-cross play that make Notre Dame look like a lot of croquet players. Ain't that murder. Big Hoosier.

• Gadget : A heart is like an egg. Once it's busted it stays busted.

• Gadget : Now, ain't that awful. If anybody would tell me my pal, Terry Martin, was a quitter, I'd make him swallow two things: first the words and then his teeth.