Love on a Bet (1936)

Eddie Gribbon: Donovan - Escaped Convict

Quotes 

• Donovan, Stupid Escaped Con : I don't get this at all. Why don't we just take the car and scram? Why take this mob along?

  Morton, Escaped Con : Because, my mental mastodon, in this case, five's company and two's a crowd. At least we two.

• Donovan, Stupid Escaped Con : [Playing solitaire, throws his last card turn down on the table]  That's what I get for being honest. But, that's the way I was brought up, I guess.

  Aunt Charlotte : I suppose your stay in jail was just a typographical error.

  Donovan, Stupid Escaped Con : Quiet, Toots.

• Aunt Charlotte : We can't stop for any more hitchhikers.

  Donovan, Stupid Escaped Con : You'll stop here permanently, Toots, if you don't shut up and grab for a hunk of sky.

• Morton, Escaped Con : Step right in. You young folks, up in front. Mother can sit in back with us.

  Donovan, Stupid Escaped Con : After five years in the pen, I ain't lookin' for no Mother. Why don't you put the pretty one in the back with me and put this old battle axe up in the front?

• Donovan, Stupid Escaped Con : A mother is a man's best friend!

  Aunt Charlotte : If I was your mother, I'd bark.