Party Wire (1935)

Charley Grapewin: Will Oliver

Quotes 

• Will Oliver : There are only two things that can make people hurry in this town. One is something for nothing and the other is a run on the bank.

• Will Oliver : Well, doggone my old hide!

• Will Oliver : I'm so glad I could dance the jig! Let me look at you. Dad-gum! I'll be dad-gum.

• Will Oliver : Hello, Irene. What are you all primped up for? I guess all the girls will be primpin' up now that you're back, Matt.

• Will Oliver : Tea? I got somethin' better than tea.

  [pulls out a jug of moonshine] 

  Will Oliver : Tea's only good for old women.

• Will Oliver : Far fields are always the greenest.

• Will Oliver : A man don't need much more than a - roof over his head and peace and quiet and a good pipe.

• Will Oliver : You can't keep me quiet! I've been stung by a bee here today. But, I'm not gonna let my daughter be stung by a lot of female hornets!

• Will Oliver : Mrs. Sherman's trying to put over something shady.

  Marge Oliver : Keep still, Dad.

  Will Oliver : I won't keep still! What right has that old hen got to make a lot of rules of her own?