The Good Fairy (1935)

Alan Hale: Maurice Schlapkohl

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• Dr. Schultz : I see... and what is it you're looking for, Mr. Schlipkohl?

  Schlapkohl : Schlapkohl. Usherettes! To show the customers to their seats. They wear gorgeous uniforms, I designed them myself. A big hussar's hat, a little cloak, and pants with...

  Dr. Schultz : Pants?

  Schlapkohl : ...with stripes. Very effective.

  Dr. Schultz : I dare say. The, uh, the pants, I mean, they're not too tight?

  Schlapkohl : That depends entirely on the girls, the pants are all the same size.

• Schlapkohl : She wouldn't flirt with the customers?

  Dr. Schultz : She wouldn't know what it means. Why, I hardly know myself.