You're Telling Me! (1934)

W.C. Fields: Sam Bisbee

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Quotes 

• Sam Bisbee : It's a funny ol' world... Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

• Sam Bisbee : [to Mrs. Bisbee]  My little daughter doesn't have to be in a hurry to marry anyone.

  [to Pauline] 

  Sam Bisbee : Pick and choose, dear. Liberty is sweet. Once you're married, it's just like being in jail.

• Sam Bisbee : [to the Princess, who he believes is contemplating suicide]  When you wake up in the morning and find yourself dead, you'll regret it.

• Sam Bisbee : [to his assistant]  If I had enough money to pay your back salary, I'd fire you.

• Sam Bisbee : Thank you, Mayor. You haven't a little dram on your hip, have you?

• Sam Bisbee : [on his golf clubs]  I bought a wonderful club in Toronto.

  Princess Lescaboura : Did you?

  Sam Bisbee : Yeah.

  [to his caddy] 

  Sam Bisbee : Give me the Canadian Club.

• Sam Bisbee : Stand clear and keep your eye on the ball!

• [repeated line] 

  Sam Bisbee : Drat!