Woman Haters (1934)
Walter Brennan: Train Conductor
Quotes
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Train Conductor : [punches the train ticket] There. Say, what's that button that you wear? 'W.H.', what can that be?
Jack : Woman Haters.
Train Conductor : Oh, I see.
Tom : That's our organization.
Jack : Why?
Train Conductor : It appeals to me somehow.
Jack : Would you like to join?
Train Conductor : Yes, sir!
Tom : Okay, we'll initiate you now!
[Poses the conductor's right arm to his side, takes his hat off, closes the conductor's eyes by waving his palm over them, and gives him a pretend "eye poke" on the forehead]
Tom : I now pronounce you a member of the Woman Haters' Club!
[puts a badge on the conductor's coat]
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Jim : Now let me out of here.
Jack : You stay where you are! I'll find out what's going on in the next car.
Jim : I insist! You stay here, I gotta go!
Jack : You insist?
Jim : Yes, I insist!
Jack : Oh, is that so?
Jim : Listen, I know how to handle her. I've done it before!
Jack : You give me the works before. You can't do it no more!
Jim : You'll make me mad, I'm losing my temper. I'm warning you!
Jack : So you're trying to bulldoze me? What are you gonna do?
Jim : You'll make me mad, I'm losing my temper! Come on, get out of my way!
Jack : No, I won't get out of your way! Right here is where I'll stay!
Jim : A wise guy, eh?
Train Conductor : Say! What's the idea of this rough stuff? I've stood enough guff from you two, now you behave!
Jim : Well, we weren't gonna bother anybody, mister. We're just a couple of--
[Jim and Jack run from the observation deck to inside the car]