- Curly Flagg: Can I play the part? What's it like?
- Gus McNeal: Well, you're dancing in a nightclub. A gangster comes after you. Somebody like, er, George Raft.
- Curly Flagg: Swell!
- Gus McNeal: He tries to make love to you but you fight him off.
- Curly Flagg: Comedy, huh?
- Gus McNeal: Oh, no, no, no. This is serious. You are a pure, sweet girl.
- Curly Flagg: Yeah?
- Gus McNeal: Yeah. But some instinct tells you what he wants so you fight him off. He tears part of your clothes off. And you stand there before him half-clothed.
- Curly Flagg: Swell!
- Gus McNeal: Now then, your brother comes in just in time and shoots him. You run away so you won't have to appear as a witness against your brother and a college boy finds you and hides you.
- Curly Flagg: Say, that's a co-incidence.
- Gus McNeal: Yeah, isn't it? Well, you and the boy fall in love with each other. But his father, a fanatic, accuses you of being a bad girl. You convince the father that you are pure so he tries to get you. He tears your clothes off.
- Curly Flagg: Yay!
- Gus McNeal: This time, the son rescues you. And marries you.
- Curly Flagg: Then he tears my clothes off?
- Gus McNeal: That is an idea.
- Paul Lawton: Hey, Buzz, what do you think I've got downstairs in my room?
- Buzz Jones: I'm on the wagon until after commencement.
- Paul Lawton: No, it's a girl. A chorus girl. Right out of a nightclub and still all dolled up in the black panties and the brassiere.
- Buzz Jones: Lift up my typewriter and you'll find Mae West!
- Paul Lawton: No, listen. This is on the level.
- Buzz Jones: You mean, you got a girl in your room, a female girl?
- Paul Lawton: That's what I've been trying to tell you; a nightclub chorus girl.
- Buzz Jones: And only two weeks before you graduate.