- Capt. Bill Tennant: [sadly, to Norah] I suppose it's only in storybooks that there's a path back to yesterday.
- Capt. Bill Tennant: [Speaking to General C.O. Furlong, played by Halliwell Hobbes] You get the paunch and the promotions. I get the fun and the medals. And we both die and get the same funeral.
- Capt. Bill Tennant: [His aide, Homer, has been dozing] You know, in Africa, the tsetse flies used to bite him and go sound to sleep.