Blue Steel (1934)

George Cleveland: Hank - Innkeeper

Quotes 

• [a bashful couple approach the hotel desk clerk] 

  Hank, innkeeper : Just sign Mr. and Mrs. right there. I suppose you folks would like the bridal chamber?

  The bridegroom : [smile in embarrassment]  How much?

  Hank, innkeeper : Well, we always get two dollars for the bridal chamber. You see, it's the best in the house.

  [Bridegroom pays] 

  Hank, innkeeper : And please be as quiet as possible! The man next to you gets up at five.

• [the bridegroom returns to the front desk] 

  Hank, innkeeper : Well, speak up, young man. What is it?

  The bridegroom : I can't find it.

  Hank, innkeeper : You can't?

  The bridegroom : Nope.

  Hank, innkeeper : Well, whatever have you lost?

  The bridegroom : I ain't lost nothin'!

  Hank, innkeeper : Well, what in the world is it you can't find?

  The bridegroom : Well, ah, you see its, ah...

  [giggles] 

  Hank, innkeeper : Ohhh!