- Miss Elizabeth Trant: You know, I'm going to run this concert party.
- Inigo Jollifant: Don't tell me?
- Miss Elizabeth Trant: [Speaking of the café owner] That woman decided me. Do you think I'm crazy?
- Inigo Jollifant: Mad as a hatter, heh, heh. But who cares? After all, we're all rogues and vagabonds together, aren't we?
- Susie Dean: One day, when I'm rich, I'm going to buy you a ticket to Canada.
- Jess Oakroyd: When you're rich?
- Susie Dean: Mm hmm.
- Jess Oakroyd: Aye, I'll wait.
- Jimmy Nunn: Boys and girls, Miss Trant has agreed to back us for 10 weeks.
- [Applause and cheering]
- Jimmy Nunn: If we can't make it by then, we don't deserve it.
- Jess Oakroyd: I'd like to go down South. I'd like to have a look at... Bristol. I'd like to see, you know, some of them places... Bedfordshire...
- Ridvers: Doing well, arentcha? And do you know at whose expense you're doing so damn well? Mine. I'm here to have a little talk about it.
- Miss Elizabeth Trant: Please go at once, I don't want to talk about it.
- Ridvers: Well, I want to talk to you!
- Miss Elizabeth Trant: I don't want to talk to you!
- Ridvers: There's manners! Call yourself a lady! I don't think!
- Miss Elizabeth Trant: I can't understand how you're all so cheerful. Do you mean you haven't any money?
- Morton Mitcham: If you had your choice in life, wouldn't you rather be a Good Companion than a Dinky Doo?
- Hilary: I say, this is a bit mad!
- Miss Elizabeth Trant: Well, what's wrong with a little madness for once?
- Miss Elizabeth Trant: I'm going to spend it! I'm going to blow it!
- Vicar's Wife: What will you do when it's gone?
- Miss Elizabeth Trant: When it's gone, I'll fall into line. I'll be a mother's help, I'll be a nursemaid, anything you like. But until then...
- Jess Oakroyd: You've got to take a place as you find it.
- Inigo Jollifant: How do you find it?
- Jess Oakroyd: Bloody awful.