- Sybby 'Sib': Listen Aggie, I figure that men are like trees - the more you tap them, you know, the more sap comes out.
- Agnes 'Aggie' Appleby: Well, what's the matter, Sib?
- Sybby 'Sib': Oh, worn out as usual. My nails are all white, and I ain't got no more pep than a clam. I must be a eunuch... I got all the signs.
- Adoniram 'Schlumpy' Schlump: [chuckles] Oh, you mean anemic.
- Sybby 'Sib': Oh, I guess so.