The Passionate Plumber (1932)
Irene Purcell: Patricia Jardine
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Quotes
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Patricia : For an ardent lover, you're really late! Where have you been?
Tony Lagorce : If I told you, that would mean another argument.
Patricia : Involving another woman!
Tony Lagorce : No. Patricia, I swear it. There never could be anyone but you in my heart.
Patricia : Oh, leave your guitar of a heart. I'm dancing no longer!
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Tony Lagorce : Patricia, it is for your sake that I restrain myself at this moment. I shall see you at your apartment tonight!
Patricia : Oh, it will be quite useless, I assure you.
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Patricia : Now you listen to me, you wrecked my car and you're going to pay for it. Do you understand that?
Elmer : Oh, I understand that, but, I don't understand how? Maybe I give you back a little at a time - say, two francs a week.
Patricia : That would take exactly fourteen hundred and forty-three years and I don't care to wait that long.
Elmer : Well, some weeks I can give you three francs.
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Elmer : Say, if your pipes ever freeze or you need your shower fixed, I'll do it for nothin'. Isn't there something I can do for ya?
Patricia : Yes, there is! You look like a man who can be depended upon. If you made a promise, you'd go through with it, wouldn't you? Well, now this is what I want you to do for me. I want you to stand between me and Tony Lagorce. I want you to act as my lover.
Elmer : Oh, I couldn't charge for that!
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Patricia : Oh, but I love him. I despise him. I despise myself for loving him!
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Elmer : I'll help ya. But, I don't know exactly what you want me to do?
Patricia : I'll tell you exactly what I want you to do. I want you to stand between me and Tony Lagorce. If I try to go to him, hold me back. Use force, if necessary.
Elmer : Oh, I couldn't do that. I might hurt you.
Patricia : Oh, but you must!
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Patricia : If this keeps up, I'll have to get a passport to get into my own bathroom!
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Patricia : You can do more damage with one pair of hands than any man I ever saw!
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Patricia : Tony, now, now. Tony, I'll tell you the truth. Elmer was here, calling on me and - and when you came...
Tony Lagorce : Calling in his pajamas!
Patricia : They're not his pajamas! They're my paja-!
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Tony Lagorce : So, we know the truth! At last!
Patricia : No. No, Tony, I can explain everything, darling...
Tony Lagorce : And You! You made a fool of me for the last time with your lies and your running away.
Patricia : Tony, please!
Tony Lagorce : And all the time you've been in love with this insect! This cockroach! This turtle!
Elmer : Tuttle!
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Patricia : When I look at you I don't wonder why Tony tried to get rid of you.
Patricia , Nina Estrados : He'd belong to me if you would divorce him. If I would divorce him?
Patricia , Nina Estrados , Elmer : Yes, if you would divorce him!
Patricia : He told me he was married to you.
Nina Estrados : And he told me he was married to you.
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Tony Lagorce : [Tony is strangling Elmer] Tell me! Tell me about the contract! Tell me!
Elmer E. Tuttle : I can't.
Patricia Jardine : You can and you must!
Elmer E. Tuttle : I can't. He's got his thumb in my windpipe.
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Patricia : You can do more damage with one pair of hands than any man I ever saw.