If I Had a Million (1932)

W.C. Fields: Rollo La Rue

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Quotes 

• Rollo La Rue : Road hogs. A constant menace to society. They should be wiped out, Emily. Do you hear, wiped out!

• Agnes : And I wish you'd remember you're not handling cigar boxes but an automobile.

  Rollo La Rue : I find it very difficult at this time to remember that you're a woman.

  Agnes : I wish you'd forget it. I'd like nothing better than to knock your ears down into your neck.

  Rollo La Rue : [Fields pulls back as if shocked or afraid. As Agnes walks away, he calls after her]  I suppose you forget the day I busted you in the nose in Cincinnatah... ah, ha, ha.

  Emily La Rue : Come along, Rollo dear.

  Rollo La Rue : Yes, my little glow worm.

• Rollo La Rue : [Coming back home after their first car wreck]  You should have let me kill him, Emily. The man is worse than a murderer. He's a road hog.

• Rollo La Rue : Did you chirp for me, my little wren?

• Emily La Rue : Are you hurt?

  Rollo La Rue : No, my little sweet potato.

• Emily La Rue : Oh, Rollo! It's been a glorious day!

  Rollo La Rue : Yes, it has, my little mud turtle, uh, turtle dove.

• Rollo La Rue : It's here! A thing of beauty, my dove. A beauty second only to your own.

• Emily La Rue : [getting in the car]  Can't we go on?

  Rollo La Rue : Yes, my sweets. We'll be rolling in half a tick now, dear. Here you are, my buns.

• Rollo La Rue : Coming, my little chickadee.

• Rollo La Rue : You were inspired that day. It was a red-letter day in the history of bird acts.

• Rollo La Rue : See any road hogs, my little fledgling?

• Rollo La Rue : Are you hurt, my little fledgling?

• Rollo La Rue : Here you are, my little penguin.

• Rollo La Rue : How did you like that, you great snorting road hog?

• Rollo La Rue : It's yours, my sweet. You must use it to gratify your every whim.