Any Old Port! (1932)
Oliver Hardy: Oliver Hardy
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Quotes
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Ollie : [after girl runs upstairs crying] What seems to be the trouble?
Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest : Ha ha ha ha. She's crying with happiness. She's gonna be married.
Ollie : Who's the lucky fellow?
Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest : I am.
Stan : [after a great big double take] Can you beat that?
Ollie : What?
Stan : What a terrible cats-after-me.
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Stan : I'll have the same.
Lunch Wagon Owner : Yes, sir.
Ollie : [to Stan] You cannot have the same.
Stan : Why can't I have the same?
Ollie : Because, You've got to fight tonight.
[to the Lunch Wagon Owner]
Ollie : One order, Please!
Stan : [Whines as he got comfused] I've got to fight to night?
Ollie : Why certainly.
Stan : I thought you were gonna fight tonight.
Ollie : I'm the manager.
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Ollie : Oooooo! Do something to help me! Oooooo! Do something to help me! Do something to help me!