Love Business (1931)

Jackie Cooper: Jackie Cooper

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• Jackie : Well, what do you want?

  Chubby : I was just passing by, thought I'd drop in.

  Jackie : Well,why don't you keep passing by til you come to the river and then drop in.

• Farina : You all jus' lovesick, that's all!

  Jackie : I'm a whole epidemic!

• Jackie'a mother : How's the soup?

  Miss June Crabtree : Oh, it's delicious! Only I'm affraid it's a little too rich for me.

  Jackie'a mother : Oh, I'm sorry.

  Jackie : Tastes like mothballs.

  [Mom kicks Jackie's shin under the table, causing him to swallow a mothball in the soup] 

  Jackie : I swollered it!

  Mary Ann : Tastes like Pa's dress suits smell.

  [Mom repeats shin kicking business on Mary] 

  Mary Ann : I did too!

  Wheezer : Tastes more like axle grease.

  [Mom pinches Wheezer] 

  Wheezer : Owwwwwww! Quit pinching me!

• Jackie : [about Miss Crabtree]  She smells like a bunch of flowers, all roses and stuff.

  Stymie : Like a funeral?

  Jackie : No, perfume!

• Jackie : Gee, I thought our first teacher Miss McGillicuddy was swell, but Miss Crabtree, boy, she's sweller.

  Stymie : [trying anything to get in on the conversation]  My Pappy's head's all swelled.

  Mary Ann : Well, what made your Pappy's head swell?

  Stymie : My Mammy hit him on the head wid' a monkey wrench.

  Mary Ann : Did it hurt him?

  Stymie : Don't be silly. How could a monkey wrench hurt your head?