- Roger Fallon: Here's to women! They're all bad! They're deceitful! Hard! Calculating! But, oh - how fascinating!
- Roger Fallon: There's nothing a woman resents so much as absolute trust. Oh, it's a dreadful commentary on her charms.
- Roger Fallon: Do you know the lady?
- Herbert Drake: The lady is my wife.
- Roger Fallon: That's not answering my question.
- Jeanne Drake: Well, aren't you going to kiss me goodnight?
- Herbert Drake: NO.
- Jeanne Drake: That's too bad, Herbert, because this is one night I feel like being kissed.
- Chipley Duff: I believe that lovemaking has been and always will be woman's work. Now if Tallulah works as hard for me after our marriage as she has before, I have a shrewd suspicion these old hands will never do another day's work!
- Tallulah Hope: If married women can chaperon other people, I don't know why they can't chaperon themselves!
- Roger Fallon: Only people with no imagination plan things. People like us just let them happen.
- Jeanne Drake: All right. Let's just let them happen.
- Herbert Drake: Woman is a child. Sometimes a sweet child. Sometimes a naughty child. But always a child. She can be lead, cajoled, bribed...
- Herbert Drake: Pushed?
- Herbert Drake: ...Always it is a man who must guide her.