- [Dink compares the swanky home to his own]
- Dink Purcell: The Champ and I ain't fixed up swell as this, but our joint's more lively.
- Champ: I'm giving Dink to his mother.
- Sponge: What?
- Champ: Oh, I ain't no good. He'll be better off with her.
- Sponge: You'll have a tough time gettin' rid of him.
- Champ: I'll get rid of him alright. Maybe he'll forget me. Kids are like that.
- Sponge: Yep. I know they are. I had a swell old man. And a couple of years after they hung him, I forget all about him!