Sin Takes a Holiday (1930)

John Roche: Sheridan

Quotes 

• Gaylord Stanton : A lady is in distress.

  Sheridan : Good! That's where most of them belong, only I spell it with an "h".

  Gaylord Stanton : Gentlemen, the lady is young, very lovely to look upon.

  Reggie Durant : Ah, that's different. Very different!

• Sheridan : A single man is always in danger. A clever woman could get you most any time she wants.

• Reggie Durant : When I was a little boy, I pulled the braids of the coachman's daughter, and I was severely punished for it. I still like to play with girls.

  Sheridan : With or without braids.

• Reggie Durant : What have you been doing with yourself, Sheridan?

  Mrs. Graham : Don't bother him. He's suffering.

  Reggie Durant : With gout?

  Mrs. Graham : No, mental cruelty. His wife left him.

  Reggie Durant : I thought your life was filled with flowers and canary birds?

  Sheridan : One of the canaries started to sing.

  Reggie Durant : Too bad, Sheridan, too bad.

  Miss Munson : Yes. I guess he'll have to marry me now.

  Sheridan : And a dirty shame. It'll bust up a swell romance.