On with the Show! (1929)

Wheeler Oakman: Willie Durant aka Robert Wallace

Quotes 

• Jerry : I'll tell you why you welched on us.

  Durant : You needn't bother.

  Jerry : The reason that you backed out is because you couldn't get to first base with Kitty.

  Durant : That's a wild one, even for you, Jerry.

• Durant : Why you poor cheap ham and egg clown!

• Kitty : Is there something you wanted?

  Durant : Yes. I want you to quit high-hattin' me.

  Kitty : I'm not high-hatting you. I'm just trying to mind my own business.

• Durant : Oh, Kitty, drop the innocent ga-ga stuff.

• Durant : I'm crazy about you. I love you.

  Kitty : What kind of love?

  Durant : Practical love. The kind of love that comes wrapped up with jewelry. That's what I'm offering you, you sweet, pretty, little kid, you. The kind of love that don't fade with the moon. Don't you understand, Kitty? You're green. Get some experience and get it from me.

  Kitty : Well, maybe I am green.

  Durant : Awful green. It hurts my eyes. I have to wear smoked glasses every time I look at you.

• Durant : I'll fix you, you fresh punk!

• Durant : Please, Nita.

  Nita : Oh, is Mama's little boy going home to his beddies and his Ovaltine?

  Durant : Please don't, Nita. This is most humiliating.

  Nita : Well, Mama won't hit you again - now. Mama wants you to get better - so that she can take another pop at ya just for luck!