- Lord Arthur Dilling: By marrying I can make only one woman miserable. By remaining single I can make so many happy.
- Fay Cheyney: How disappointing you look in that dressing gown.
- Lord Arthur Dilling: Oh, and I chose the one that suits me best. How depressing; it must be me.
- Lord Arthur Dilling: Go into that bathroom and hide. I'll get rid of them!
- Fay Cheyney: Thanks, but like many other women, my life has been devoted to not being discovered in bathrooms!
- Lord Arthur Dilling: She's a rather attractive woman, isn't she, Elton?
- Lord Elton: Well, personally, I prefer the word likable to attractive.
- Lord Arthur Dilling: I'd defer. To accuse a beautiful woman of being likable - is to suggest that her under clothes are made of linoleum.
- Joan: Doing anything for a few minutes, Arthur?
- Lord Arthur Dilling: I am, but, Willie isn't.
- Joan: Come and make love to me in the garden, Willie.
- Willie Wynton: Not tonight, Joan. It's too windy.
- Willie Wynton: My word, how I hate my face.
- Lady Maria: Supposing you had to live with it, like your poor wife has.
- Willie Wynton: I never thought of that. I'll give you a little present.
- Mrs. Wynton: Thank you, Willie. I deserve it.
- Lord Elton: Tell me about Australia.
- Fay Cheyney: Oh, yes, to be sure. You've been there, of course?
- Lord Elton: Why, no. No. Unfortunately.
- Fay Cheyney: Well, you see, when you are having winter there, you are having summer here.
- Lord Elton: Oh, jolly odd, that.
- Willie Wynton: I say, Mrs. Cheyney, when you open that shop, Elton and I will promise you on our word of honor, never to wear anything but women's under clothes. Ha-ha-ha. Frankly, up to this minute, I always believed he did. Ha-ha-ha. Ta-Ta!
- Lord Arthur Dilling: Next to going around the world with the woman one loves, I can think of nothing more attractive than going around with Charles.
- Lord Arthur Dilling: How are you Willie?
- Lord Arthur Dilling: All for the merry, old boy, all for the merry. I say, eh, have a little snifter.
- Fay Cheyney: I'm afraid our little concert is hardly being appreciated.
- Lord Elton: Perhaps, they would prefer jazz.
- Fay Cheyney: But, of all the women that you've ever known, none has ever been so glad to see you in a bedroom, as I was last night.