Tell It to the Marines (1926)

Daniel G. Tomlinson: Marine Major

Quotes 

• Marine Major : Burns, are you an American citizen?

  Pvt. George Robert 'Skeet' Burns : Sure! Do I look like a Persian?

  Marine Major : Ever been married?

  Pvt. George Robert 'Skeet' Burns : Not me! I'm America's sweetheart!

  Marine Major : Ever been in jail?

  Pvt. George Robert 'Skeet' Burns : No.

  [Major stands up. Burns stands up and says an oath. Sits back down] 

  Pvt. George Robert 'Skeet' Burns : Well, Maje old kid... now I'm a Marine.

  Marine Major : You're damned right you are! Stand up!

  [Gestures for Burns to leave his office] 

  Sgt. O'Hara : Terrible! Madden, put a uniform on this! Try to make it look human! Don't shoot him before we find out where his parents live.