- Louise: Philip has but one weakness - women. At the sight of a pretty girl he has spots before his eyes.
- J. Piedmont Mumblethunder: I'll stop all this, officer - - I'm gonna put pants on Philip - right now! -...
- J. Piedmont Mumblethunder: What can I do to entertain you? - - What are you interested in? -...
- Philip: Wimmen?