- [first title card]
- Title Card: In 1864 when Lincoln declared all men free and equal, did he, or did he not, include husbands?
- Title Card: Mrs. Harry Higgins believed the question "How to handle husbands" should be settled by Women's Clubs - Hickory preferred.
- Title Card: Harry Higgins, just a crumb from the sponge cake of Life.
- Mrs. Harry Higgins: I gave him a nickel for pop-corn and he buys tobacco!
- Friend of Mrs. Higgins: You're too hard on th' lad - if you were a poor grass widow like me - !
- Mrs. Harry Higgins: Don't tell me! - the first step in losing any man is letting him have his own way!
- Harry Higgins: I'm not finished yet - you're not the only woman - I've got a date with a pair of beautiful lamps!
- Mrs. Harry Higgins: You'd better take your dime back, your girl friend might want a soda!