- Title Card: To the Plastic Age of Youth, the first long pair of pants is second only to - the thrill of going to college.
- Title Card: When Carl Peters kissed a girl twice, her picture was added to his "harem".
- Mrs. Carver: Remember, Hugh, to wear the long underwear in winter.
- Hugh Carver: Gee, mother, college men don't wear those things - any time!