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- Maddy is led away by Carrington-Smythe's men but declares that the machine will still be activated, creating a new Ice Age and, when Gran tells Paul and Barry that she took the real ruby and gave it to Dan to look after, they realise that Maddy could be right - this was the one stolen from the magic show. They arrive at a funfair for a showdown with Murk, Maddy's henchman, whom they pursue across the rides, but they eventually deactivate the machine and save the world.
- The brothers are given three separate building jobs at three different houses. They are unaware that they are being secretly filmed for a television documentary exposing Britain's worst cowboy builders. Presenter Ruth England confronts them with her report. Could it get any worse? (That is, excluding the gravel that gets tipped on the secret filming van.)
- Paul and Barry are delivering costumes to the Alhambra Theatre late at night, during a storm. The theatre is said to be haunted but the 'ghost' turns out to be the famous tragedian Sir Wensleydale Peach, who fell asleep in his dressing-room. Paul is stage-struck but Sir Wensleydale offers Barry a part in his play over a nice shepherd's pie.
- As the only employees of FlyAway airlines the Chuckle Brothers are customs officers, announcers, flight controllers and porters. They are only too pleased to help a sweet old lady with a teddy bear collection and a one-way ticket to Spain, unaware that she is the notorious gold bullion smuggler Granny Grunt, though, following some impromptu aerobatics and a chase around the airport they finally catch her.
- Paul and Barry get jobs cleaning a man's boat but end up sinking it so the two trick the man and his wife into thinking a double-decker bus on the road is a luxury yacht at sea.
- In order to win a prize competition the Chuckle Brothers have to compete with their Scottish cousins, Dougal and Douglas McChuckle, to be the first couple to spot the Loch Ness Monster.
- Paul and Barry are running the Chuck Wagon, a roadside refreshment caravan, which they have trouble stabilising and they have a food fight even before their first customer arrives. The home-made pie he ordered is perfection itself . . . until put on the table.
- Paul and Barry work for Mr Bolter's used car lot; the brothers search for the Eighth Wonder of the World; Paul and Professor Voncrumble chase Barry who is sleepwalking.
- With the machine parts stolen the Chuckle Brothers search the professor's house to find ways to de-activate it but instead activate another machine which teleports matter, so that a cat's characteristics briefly transfer to Barry, who behaves in a very feline way, whilst Barry himself is turned into a spider for a morning.
- Ever the community-minded duo that they are the Chuckle Brothers are only too happy to oblige when the vicar asks them to climb up to the church tower belfry and rid it off bats nesting there. Inevitably things do not go as the siblings had planned - and they end up going completely 'batty'.
- The Chuckle Brothers are running a two-star hotel with Paul as the manager and Barry as everything else. They have two guests, Maurice, an astronomer who wants to stay up all night to look at Uranus and euphonium player Marsha, but there is only one room, so they shuffle the two guests around. Fortunately all ends well when the guests turn out to be a married couple.
- Whilst looking after a second hand book-shop the Chuckle Brothers accidentally summon Merlin the magician who uses magic to tidy up the shelves for them and briefly takes them back in time to the court of king Arthur, whom they turn into a frog before Merlin sends them back to the present.
- After a kite flying incident Paul and Barry end up in the Amazon Rainforest where they meet a crazy professor named Carrington Smythe who uses the two to find a cursed idol but Paul finds it first and goes mad with power.
- The Chuckle Brothers are on a lorry dressed as Mexicans to advertise Dan the Van's Tex-Mex restaurant, but the lorry breaks down, and, in their efforts to fix it, the brothers cause an ice cream van and a car carrying a bride to her wedding to break down as well. Fortunately the bride is an expert mechanic but the brothers are tasked with preventing the groom from seeing her, and, by the time she has mended all the vehicles, a huge tailback has built up.
- Dan the Van, covered from head to foot in bandages, needs to attend an important meeting and Paul and Barry collect him from the hospital to take him. On the way they are attacked by sinister men in black, almost lose Dan in a quicksand and meet a cafe owner who thinks they are Ant and Dec. But they get Dan home on time.
- After a bag of money from the bank lands on the chuckmobile the two end up on the run with a police man hot on their tail.
- The Chuckle Brothers go to ailing tourist attraction Honey Castle to act as assistant bee-keepers to its owner Mr. B. Hive. A ruthless American tycoon Milton P. Linebacker is hoping to bully Mr. Hive into making a cheap sale. Stupid Paul fails to see him for what he is, and attempts to be nice to him, but covering him with honey, catapulting him off the see-saw and trampling him underfoot ensures the deal is off.
- The Chuckle Brothers answer an advert and start work at Pete's Cafe. Initially they are their usual, inept selves but when they hear that there is a Royal procession about to be passing by and likely to be coming into the cafe they pull all the stops out in order to please.
- Whilst they are staying with their friend Mrs. Finnegan, Paul and Barry decide to enter for the annual worm-charming competition. However, their main opponent Mr. Block is known to cheat and the Chuckle Brothers have to overcome him and expose his tactics as a can of worms.
- Having survived a run-in with a yokel, whose tractor was blocking their way, the Chuckle Brothers finally tow their caravan into what they believe to be a camp-site and get very wet in their efforts to wash the 'van. The yokel keeps appearing and shouting at them. They really should have listened to what he was trying to tell them.
- The brothers hired a sedan chair; Paul and Barry look up in the sky for a comet; the brothers clean Henry Wilmington Jones's boat.
- Paul and Barry enrol at a charm school for men training to be butlers - and coincidentally it is run by Mrs. Butler. After the usual mishaps they eventually graduate and get work at a stately home where a dinner and speech are being held. Needless to say everything ends up in chaos as usual.
- The brothers locate the chip to activate the weather machine in the ice cream tray at a cinema run by No Slacking and discover that the Duke of Elstree is to pay the cinema a visit. They try to deliver a red carpet for the event and get thrown out, but have more success impersonating the duke and his man Spriggs, and eventually find the all-important chip.
- The Chuckles begin work as sweet makers in a laboratory, unfortunately for Paul the security guard has taken a disliking to him. When The Chuckles end up creating chewing gum with superhuman side effects, Paul sees it as an opportunity for revenge.
- The Chuckle Brothers win a mobile shop in a raffle and call it the ChuckleMart, stocking it with food bought at a loss from the local supermarket. Their hot cakes do not sell like hot cakes and their first customer strips all the shelves in a trolley dash. They do however end up stealing the supermarket's customers as a result of a bizarre parking accident.
- Whilst working at Danworld holiday camp Paul and Barry continually fall foul of a fussy camper, who brings his duck rubber ring Prendergast with him, by covering him in ice cream, tipping him in the pool and then bursting Prendergast. They go to buy a replacement for Prendergast but get a parking ticket and end up in court, where the judge is a familiar face.
- Barry and Paul are brush salesmen for No Slacking and come to the house of Dr. Bonkers, Mad Scientist. It is a mess and Paul thinks they should tidy it up but then they discover the 'creature' lying on the slab. Dr. Bonkers needs a brain to bring it to life, or, as second best, whatever passes for a brain in Paul's head. Barry rings their boss to come and help, and the upshot is a monster who abhors slacking.
- The circus has come to town and star-struck Paul feels that he and Barry should be part of it but the more down to earth Barry is having his doubts about it. Who better then to put the Chuckle Brothers through their circus training than the legendary Chucklevinski brothers, circus performers supreme - as well as being dead ringers for Barry and Paul?
- When their tent is blown away in a storm the Chuckle Brothers go to a hotel where, unbeknown to them, a Murder Mystery Weekend is taking place and they are mistaken for participants representing the police. As the guests and staff 'die', one by one, leaving the message, "You're Next",scrawled on a mirror, the brothers take it all very literally and, even when the 'corpses' come back to life to explain what has been happening, Paul and Barry remain clueless Chuckles.
- Taking their own toilet Barry and Paul arrive at Dan the Van's Spanish apartment to fix the plumbing. They soak the downstairs neighbour when they water Dan's flowers and he gets another soaking when they try to flush Leonard, Dan's pet lemming, out of the newly installed toilet. With Leonard safely back in his cage, they pedal home to Rotherham.
- The Chuckle Brothers pay a visit to their wealthy cousins Saul and Harry, who look just like them and with whom there is no love lost. They challenge Paul and Barry to a game of golf. The cousins stake their 'roller' against the Chuckle Brothers' bike, the ChuckMobile. After an all-night session,Harry suggests the outcome be decided on one hole alone and Paul agrees. That roller really seems in sight.
- Having accidentally caught a bank robber and received a reward for it, Barry and Paul decide there is money to be had in making citizen's arrests. They go after a man seen climbing a ladder and going in through an open window, knock him out, tie him up and call the police. It goes without saying that he is the house owner who has locked himself out. And he IS the police.
- Paul and Barry go to visit their Scottish cousins, the McChuckles. Dougal is worried because Douglas thinks he is an Australian, having barbies and wearing corks on his hat. They follow him to the mysterious Mists of McIntosh, where Douglas returns to his old self, but another cousin, Duncan, has turned into an Australian.
- After reading Barry's diary and a misunderstanding with a plane pilot Paul thinks he has only days to live.
- The Chuckle Brothers are rabbit wardens and, whilst digging to look for rabbits, they discover a cache of gold coins, which they show to an archaeologist called Miss Fortune. Miss Fortune steals the coins and hides them in her tent so the brothers, using a workman's tent, steal the coins back again. A chase through the streets follows - in tents.
- Working as waiters for No Slacking's catering firm, the brothers are called to serve a romantic dinner given by the Duke of Kimquat for Evadne, an heiress he has never seen but plans to marry for her money. When they find out that Evadne is Dan the Van's daughter, Paul and Barry plan to stop the duke's little game with No Slacking impersonating Evadne to the Duke's horror, whilst Barry masquerades as the Duke and dines with Evadne. The wedding is off but Dan is not pleased.
- In exchange for a decoy ruby to flush out the thief Dan the Van gives Paul and Barry an antique lamp to sell at an auction hall with faulty lighting. The female electrician come to mend it is called Jeannie and the brothers assume that,since each time they rub the lamp she appears, that she is a genie. They squabble for ownership of the lamp before Jeannie explains the truth and buys it from them.
- The Chuckle Brothers go to a film studio, where Paul hopes to impress movie mogul Hiram J. Cugalschriber with his show-reel, but Barry gets mobbed, as he is mistaken for leading man Flint Steele, his exact double. He is called upon to act in a film epic, which he sabotages, and, following a chase around the studio ending in his coming face to face with the real Flint Steele, he is at least given a job. . .as Steele's decoy.
- Whilst still on the caravan holiday, Barry gets a call from the Duck Watchers Association, of which he is a member. A cash prize will be given the person who photographs the rarely-seen yellow-backed botty wiggler and Barry is up at the crack of dawn with his camera. Needless to say, greedy Paul wants a share and follows him but their efforts, involving a decoy duck hat and a boat that sinks, are initially unproductive. An irate old man telling them they are on private land is no help either. Then, the duck is spotted and the photo taken,but a surprise awaits them when they take it to claim their prize.
- Paul and Barry are running the White Elephant Stall at the vicar's fete and they quickly fall foul of snooty Sir James Hartley Worthington, who accuses them of selling tat in competition with his supposed antique stall. He makes efforts to sabotage them, which backfire on him, whilst the vicar wins a coconut and Barry wins the Guess How Many Gob-stoppers competition.
- Barry and Paul are delivering a fire-place in a cardboard box to Dan the Van. The lift is too small to take it but they eventually get it upstairs to the level where Dan's flat is. The key is under the mat. . .the mat belonging to the flat opposite but Paul barges in and makes a hole in the wall to install the fire-place. Barry goes to the hardware shop, whose owner is in for a surprise, and not an especially pleasant one!
- Still hunting for the ruby, Paul and Barry stake out the flat of another guest, Carrington-Smythe, posing as flower sellers. They enter the flat in his absence but it is full of modern gadgetry, controlled by a panel, and they activate it all, as well as turning on the fire sprinklers. When Carrington-Smythe returns, he tells Barry and Paul that he is the head of MI7, and sends the brothers on a mission to locate the ruby,which has fallen into dangerous hands. It may be used to activate a top secret machine which would cause mass destruction and must be recovered at all costs.
- The Chuckle Brothers are in the wastes of the Sahara, where they are running a cake stall. They get involved in hostilities between the warring local tribesmen and the Legionnaires in the nearby fort - but end up getting their just deserts.
- On their way to Rotherham Football Ground the Chuckle Brothers meet two former players and accidentally end up with their invitation cards to play in a veterans match. Inevitably the brothers are mistaken for the famous footballers and have to get onto the pitch where at least they score a goal - an own goal.
- The Chuckle Brothers are putting a wishing well in No Slacking's garden when Barry conjures up Peat, a mischievous leprechaun ,which only he can see, and which sabotages Paul's hard work. When he eventually becomes generally visible the leprechaun creates a beautiful garden but becomes enraged when No Slacking starts to dig for his pot of gold.
- The brothers are poultry feed salesmen with Barry dressed as a giant chicken. Calling on injured farmer Mrs. Nettle they offer to help her collect her eggs and discover that neighbouring Farmer Palmer is trying to steal her prize rooster, Roger, though he accidentally traps Barry in his chicken costume before getting trapped himself and driven away by a very strange-looking bird indeed.
- Well-off Uncle Richie gives Paul and Barry a wheelbarrow full of money to give away but they are pursued by another, aggrieved relation, Bob Beans Chuckle, who says the money should given to him. In the event the notes prove to be fake, apart from the ones Barry puts on a bonfire.
- The Chuckle Brothers are theatrical entrepreneurs, about to stage a gala performance starring the opera singer Kerry Tikanotherone. When she is late in arriving the brothers mistake the cleaner for her and when she does turn up she gets locked out of the theatre. Still, the show must go on, and it does, though not exactly as planned. However, the audience believe the mishaps to be part of the act and throw bouquets on stage.
- The Chuckle Brothers are running a pet shop but none of the animals are particularly exciting and business is anything but booming. Then they acquire a budgie that can do impressions. It never stops, in fact, and after a few weeks Barry is fed up and wants to get rid of it but Paul sees it as having a future in show business. Needless to say he ends up getting the bird in every sense.
- Paul and Barry get jobs as rural postmen, knocking posts in the ground for farmer Mrs. Blenkinsop, to separate her land from crazed neighbour 'Mad' Mack Midas, who is obsessed with finding gold underground, and who threatens the brothers. A compromise is reached with Mrs. Blenkinsop striking gold and the Chuckle Brothers taking their reward, Daisy the cow.
- Paul's latest get rich quick scheme is to convert the Chuckle brothers' warehouse into a four star hotel. Their first customer is an exceedingly fussy young man and the brothers erroneously believe that he is a hotel inspector so they go out of their way to impress him. Needless to say he ends up getting anything but four star service but he does strike oil - literally!
- Barry and Paul get jobs as shop assistants to Monsieur Fromage, the French cheese-maker, who is excited about an up-coming competition, where he is entering his new cheese. As ever the brothers cause havoc but inadvertently expose a rival cheese-maker who is trying to sabotage Monsieur Fromage by leaving a mouse in the shop to discredit him.
- Barry and Paul are grounds keepers at the local cricket club. Their attempts to paint white line markers are literally all over the place so they use green paint to fade them out, but this kills the grass. After a visit to Reg the Hedge, the brothers plant seeds on the pitch, but this turns it into a vegetable plot and they get chased away by the team.
- Barry and Paul are working as hairdressers for Madame Shirley, whose salon used to be a pet shop - which may account for why a particularly hirsute customer has a mouse in his hair. Paul is anxious to make a fortune with Auntie Rita's hair restorer, but after a lady client temporarily sprouts a beard due to its accidental use, the brothers see that they are not 'cut out' for this profession.
- The Chuckle Brothers are running a newspaper but they only have one reader, Mrs. McCallister, and one story, Mrs. McCallister's odd-shaped vegetables. In their search for a celebrity to interview they annoy a reclusive professor but run a Spot the Ball contest,which is naturally won by - Mrs. McCallister, so they give her an old painting as a prize. She invites her old friend the reclusive professor to value it and, just as he about to chase the brothers away, he pronounces the painting to be extremely valuable.
- Paul and Barry go to a health farm where two male instructors run the place on severe lines, ordering them about and keeping them to a carrot diet. They eventually escape in a laundry van and go into the village cafe where they see the two instructors tucking into a big meal. It is time to use a little blackmail on them to get the regime relaxed.
- The Chuckle Brothers decide to get involved in the world of high technology, with the help of their Scottish cousins the McChuckle brothers who let them use their abacus. An inspired Paul then builds an android version of Barry but of course it malfunctions and goes totally haywire, causing the usual mayhem, high tech or otherwise.
- Paul and Barry are working as cabin crew on Penguin Airlines where they push passengers' faces in the food, pour soup down the pilot's shirt and throw it out of the window believing they are putting it in a washing-machine. When he changes into a cowboy outfit they mistake him for a stowaway, tie him up and try to throw him out.
- The brothers return to their old school for the Pupil of the Century Award, meeting the obnoxious old boy Gavin Quarmby, who is determined to win at any cost. Barry, however, secretly films him in the head's study, doctoring the short list so that his is the only name on it and he later films Paul, who is trying to add his name onto the list. Both are eventually discredited and Barry is declared the winner.
- The Chuckle Brothers are working for Uncle Henry at his dog kennels, looking after canines whose owners are on holiday. All goes well until they are called upon to give Mrs. Bloggs's dog a bath and it appears to have shrunk as a result. Consequently Paul and Barry go out of their way to fatten it up back to its original size before Mrs. Bloggs returns and finds out.
- The Chuckle Brothers are at No Slacking's gym when they hear that Terrible Trevor will be unable to make it for his wrestling match against Big Bad Brian. Paul initially volunteers Barry as a substitute but then he hears that thousands of pounds will be paid to the winner and, mistaking Brian's little manager for the fighter himself because he is wearing the jacket with Brian's name on, steps into the ring. And very quickly out again when Brian makes his entrance.
- Restauranteurs Barry and Paul go to Chuddington's Chowder Factory to find out what is in a tin whose label fell off, and find themselves on the production line of Aunt Gudrun's Aberdeen Broth, until they mess up the recipe settings, and end up creating an entirely new soup product instead. Sadly, they forgot to make any notes as to its recipe and so miss out on yet another money-making scheme.
- The Chuckle Brothers are in Cairo, searching for the Secret Scroll which will reveal the Eighth Wonder of the World, but cafe owner Fred steals their treasure map and they pursue him to a pyramid, where they encounter snakes, secret passages and a giant boulder - as well as Doris the Camel - before the Eighth Wonder is finally revealed.
- Barry and Paul are nightwatchmen at the museum,guarding the priceless ankh of Tutankhamun, which the curator has told them is cursed. However the sarcophagus is open and empty and they are chased around the building by the mummy. They assume that the culprit is a young woman, also in the museum, who claims to be an Egyptology student,and she is scaring them off so she can steal the ankh - but she turns out to be an undercover cop looking after it. So - who is behind the bandages?
- Market gardeners Paul and Barry name their new orchid after Dan the Van and go to his office to show it to him. However,his secretary's over-protective manner leads the brothers to believe that Dan has been kidnapped and so they become spies, the trail leading to America and then out of this world.
- Barry becomes king after being the only one to pump an ancient well with Paul as his jester.
- The Chuckle Brothers are working in a bread shop for Mr. Bunn the baker, who inexplicably, has entrusted them with the care of a watch which is a family heirloom. When they run out of bread the Chuckles go to a wind-mill to make some more. Here Barry drops the watch into a flour bin and it gets baked into a loaf destined for the corner shop, where the brothers create havoc trying to retrieve it.
- The brothers are back in the medieval land of Runda, where Mandrake the Magnificent forces them to accompany him through the Forest of Fear to the Cave of Doom, to fetch the staff of Ronald, which will enable him to rule the world. Barry is sent in to the cave to brave the fire-breathing dragon, but he has a clever plan, which foils Mandrake and earns the Chuckle Brothers the gratitude of the king.
- Paul and Barry are taking part in a cake-making contest at a village fete, but there is skulduggery afoot, as overly keen contestants start to steal the cakes made by their rivals. An inspector is called in to investigate.
- When Paul realises that Barry has got a photographic memory, he decides to exploit the situation by getting him to appear on a television game show with cash prizes. However, Mr. Memory the memory man is not happy to find his reputation endangered and Raymond Trophy, the television quiz master, is not keen for Barry to win.
- Paul and Barry are in Scotland, on their way to the Loch Aye Highland Games,where they intend to represent the Clan McChuckle and win the Ancient Haggis Mallet of the Young Pretender. They meet up with ferry captain Lachlan McSlachlan who is determined to stop them from reaching their destination when they set foot on his ferry.
- Paul and Barry get locked in a D.I.Y shop with a security guard hunting them down.
- Paul is working as a school crossing man and Barry as a traffic warden, and they antagonise Mr. Davenport when Paul sits in the road and Barry gives Mr. Davenport a ticket for stopping, so he steals Paul's lollipop stick. The brothers pursue him to his hypermarket, dressed as old ladies, to join a conducted tour, which turns very messy. The brothers get the stick back but they also get clamped.
- When Paul finds what he believes to be a distinctive birth-mark on his back he becomes convinced that he is the aristocratic Lord Chuckle and begins to order everybody to treat him accordingly. However, Harold the Butler is having none of it and is prepared to tell Paul so.
- Paul and Barry are working in the lost property office of Slow Coach Bus Service, and keen new manager Mr. Ramsbottom tells them he is a master of disguise, who will be constantly checking on them. When old Mrs. Halibut, who has lost her husband on the bus, comes in Paul assumes that this is Ramsbottom in disguise but, after the mistake has been cleared up, he gets into bigger trouble by assuming the present the manager has bought for his wife is to be thrown away.
- Barry and Paul are working as milk delivery men on the early morning run. However, they get caught up with a different type of delivery altogether when they have to assist Dr. Smith.
- Having taken their only pound coin from their piggy bank Paul and Barry decide to buy a lottery ticket but the coin gets stuck to a jogger's trainer, which is carried off by a dog and lands in a car going to a wedding, where the brothers disrupt the wedding photograph and the trainer is tied to the bridal car. By the time the coin is retrieved the shop selling lottery tickets is closed and the pound accidentally falls into a charity box.
- The Chuckle Brothes retrieve a fly-away balloon for a mother in the park but she doesn't want it back, and it follows them everywhere they go. Paul rubs it on Barry's head to create static to stick it to the side of a van, but it still comes after them and Barry has become magnetised, attracting metal objects. Spy boss Carrington-Smythe feels this could come in useful in his pursuit of a wanted man.
- Carrington-Smythe recruits Barry as a secret agent to track down who stole a plasma ball from a research lab. To the brothers' amazement the balloon turns out to be that ball and it - and they - are taken to a safe house,where tests are carried out on Barry by sinister Dr. Devonish. His attempt to kidnap Barry is foiled but he escapes with the plasma ball.
- Paul and Barry locate Devonish's secret laboratory but the doctor captures Paul, along with Carrington-Smythe, and tells Barry he will exchange them for the ball. Barry substitutes the plasma ball for an ordinary balloon and the exchange is made. Unfortunately Barry has not told Carrington-Smythe, who has a device which will explode the ball and is about to detonate it.
- The Chuckle Brothers are engaged to erect a marquee in the grounds of Her Ladyship's mansion, which they do surprisingly well. However, they destroy a statue of her which is due for unveiling and get a replacement from the garden centre which is thoroughly grotesque. But for once it is someone other than the siblings who brings the house down.
- The Chuckle Brothers are working for the Mayor when a civic ceremony is brought forward at short notice. Paul uses too much polish on the mayoral chain - which breaks - and Barry burns a hole whilst ironing the mayor's robes. However, they get back into the mayor's good books when they learn that his deputy has purposely engaged them to discredit him, so they, in turn, sabotage the deputy's inaugural speech.
- The Chuckle Brothers don white coats to impress at an interview as hot dog salesmen. On the way No Slacking mistakes them for barbers and gets a dreadful hair-cut. They also wreak havoc when mistaken for ice-cream vendors,shop assistants, cricket umpires and washing powder demonstrators. At last they arrive for the interview, only to find that their prospective employer is. . . No Slacking!
- Paul and Barry are amongst Santa's little helpers, making Christmas toys but they annoy Santa when they cut off part of his beard and antagonize head elf Drippy who accidentally gets glued to his stool. Paul is working on a snow-making machine, which he hopes will revolutionize Christmas, but it goes off prematurely. Will Barry be dreaming of a nice Christmas after all?
- Mr. and Mrs. Stone are unwise enough to employ the services of the Chuckle Brothers Concrete Company to fill in the pot-holes in their drive. Mr. Stone is a keen gardener with an enormous prize marrow and leaves instructions that the garden be left untouched. Sadly the brothers trample the garden totally and burst a water-pipe, though they do leave the marrow alone - but for how long?
- The Chuckle Brothers apply to be bus drivers for the Happy Valley bus company, but have to supply their own bus, which they get from a scrapyard, and prove to Inspector Happy that they have enough passengers to be viable. They fill the bus up, first with hitch-hikers, and then scarecrows, so that Happy gets a shock when he gets on board to present a cheque to the fiftieth passenger and 'his' arm comes away in his hand.
- Paul and Barry put the micro-chip and the second component vital to starting the machine into a safe deposit box. They now only need the mood chip and find it in a medallion around the neck of rap musician M.C. Ugly, whom they follow on his tour before Barry snatches it from him whilst being lowered onto the stage where he is performing. All the necessary parts are put into the deposit box but next day the brothers find that they have been stolen!
- The Chuckle Brothers are running a coffee stall but feel threatened by Italian gangster Barry Vaderci, who sends his hit-man Garibaldi after them. They go into hiding - in cardboard boxes - but are rounded up by Garibaldi and taken to his boss, who makes them an offer they can't refuse.
- Paul and Barry are going to a costume party dressed as monks and lose their way,so they follow another man dressed as a monk - who is actually the prior of a local monastery. They stay on to help with the pumpkin harvest but fall foul of Brother Tranquility - formerly known as No Slacking - whose vow of silence is shortly about to be broken.
- The Chuckle Brothers go into business looking after people's pets and, when Chester Merriment asks them to mind his pet Tiddles, they assume that a little cat will be plain sailing. However, Tiddles turns out to be an independently-minded gorilla who gives the brothers the slip and is pursued by a hunter before being safely retrieved.
- Barry wakes up feeling lucky, thanks to the discovery that he has a lucky number - Number Nine, which will always come through for him. He puts it to the test by going to the local bingo hall, and - lo and behold - it proves to be his lucky number time and time again - much to the annoyance of bingo caller Perry Champagne .
- The Chuckle Brothers open a travel agency and their first assignment is to take Mrs. McCallister in a horse and carriage to Lord Cranberry's stately home. However they keep getting lost and have to improvise by passing off a very small house as the ancestral pile, with the aid of props, Paul impersonating His Lordship and Barry as his staff. Mrs. McCallister is completely taken in and loves it so much she wants to go back there the next week.
- The Chuckle Brothers are summoned from their fish and chip shop to hang a tapestry at a banquet for the President of Hysteria, but only succeed in antagonising the snooty young head flunkey, as they knock over his staff and create havoc, culminating in the destruction of the banquet table, for which he is stripped of his medals. The brothers can provide a solution however - fish suppers all round.
- Barry and Paul are being featured in a documentary for television called 'Away From It All', following their efforts to renovate an old house and turn it into a pottery studio. Needless to say it is a chapter of accidents and the pottery Paul has supposedly made himself has been bought in. When presenter Ruth England returns to update the brothers' progress she gets a few messy surprises.
- The Chuckle Brothers are to perform a conjuring set in a hotel where no pets are allowed but their rabbit is missing and appears to have been replaced by a rhinoceros which is in the bath-tub having a bath. The brothers manage to lure it out of the building and in to a safari park, but, on their return, the landlady drops the bomb-shell.
- Barry and Paul try to sell their pathetic 'inventions' - a boomerang tea-tray, a lawn-mower containing a goat - to a suburban couple, but only succeed in continually dirtying the clean sheets that the wife has hung up to dry and, inevitably, get the boot, along with the drier, which they plan to reinvent as an umbrella.
- The Chuckle Brothers are working in Dan the Van's bedroom furnishings store where they demolish one of the beds as soon as they arrive. They are asked by the manager to deliver a Dan the Divan What a Bed range mattress to his house without waking up his mother-in-law or destroying his wife's goldfish.
- Paul and Barry are fishing a stream, using sandwiches as bait. Paul of course is rubbish but Barry does very well. Then a trout farmer arrives and tells them they are poaching his waters and they must throw back the fish..except for a giant pike which is eating his stock and he wants rid of. An epic struggle between man and pike follows before the brothers make their final catch.
- The Chuckle Brothers are sent for training at an MI7 camp, giving directions to a motorist on the way. Soon after their arrival, a pompous government minister turns up, expecting a presentation,so the instructor, caught on the hop, plans to present him with a donkey, but the minister is allergic to animals and says he was expecting a marching band. The brothers directed his car to the wrong army base.
- Paul has written a song and performed it on a tape which he hopes will be played on Radio FM, but the D.J. tells him it isn't policy to play tapes submitted by the public and evicts the brothers. Paul makes several attempts to get back into the studio, finally succeeding, but when the tape is eventually played over the air-waves, it is not what he was expecting.
- The Chuckle Brothers find an ancient treasure map, which they hope will lead them to the treasure of Jack Lafitte. They set off on the trail but they are pursued by a man who is supposedly a charity collector but who, in reality, wants the treasure for himself.
- Paul and Barry become shepherds but don't have a sheepdog for the sheepdog trials so Paul dresses Barry in a dog costume.
- The Chuckle Brothers are spending a holiday in the country with Aunt Petal. Barry gets bitten by a were-fox and, when the full moon comes up, strange things start to happen to him.
- Barry and Paul are in Transylvania where they hope to enter the garlic gathering competition and win a Golden Globe. Paul, daft as ever, ignores warnings not to stay at Castle Vlad, where the more sensible Barry is concerned that their host, the Count, may well be a vampire and hangs garlic round his neck. The Count may not be a vampire but somebody is. . .
- Whilst working as cleaners at a scientific research laboratory run by No Slacking, the Chuckle Brothers have a mishap with a substance that makes them think that they have become invisible - erroneously, as it happens - but this is still enough for them to create havoc before they realise what has actually happened and things get back to normal.
- Carrington-Smythe sends Barry and Paul to a space station where eccentric Professor Rex Frimley lives in splendid isolation. He has invented a machine which can change the weather and it must not fall into the wrong hands. The professor is abducted by a woman called Maddy, who is after the whereabouts of the machine but before she drags him away he throws Paul and Barry some scraps of paper with clues written on them.
- Paul and Barry are on an outward bound course, the object being to return to the hotel ahead of rival teams, but the competitive and bullying Army duo, the Chief and dim young Harry, aim to intimidate the brothers. Fortunately Barry manages to get back first, have dinner and return for Paul.But it's a photo finish back at the hotel's swimming pool. Who will make the biggest splash?
- The Chuckle Brothers are sent by Councillor Smallbeck to paint the library where they inevitably cause havoc. Having smashed a vase they proceed to tip paint over the readers as well dropping a bucket of paint on the librarian ,whom they also knock off a ladder before she chases them out of the building.
- Party planners Barry and Paul Chuckle are asked by Mrs. Hargreaves to organize a surprise party for Mr. Hargreaves but it must be kept a secret from him. Unfortunately, when the brothers arrive at the house, only Mr. Hargreaves is in, so they have to pretend that they are decorators. All goes very well indeed until Barry sees a photo which leads the siblings to believe that they have come to the wrong house.
- The brothers are working as waiters for No Slacking and customer Mr. Naza gives Barry an odd-looking ring, with the instruction not to touch it. This is too much for Paul who believes it has magic powers and will make him a king. In fact there is a far more mundane reason not to touch it.
- The Chuckle Brothers are working at Berry's Fruit Farm, making sure that the pick your own customers are not eating the fruit on site. Barry innocently antagonizes one of the pickers by soaking him and inadvertently stealing his plums and then causes trouble between him and a youngster picking fruit with his mum. A chase ensues. . . involving three scarecrows dancing the Can-Can!
- The Chuckle Brothers are running a pizza delivery service and have an order to take a pizza to Mr. Phillips. However, when they arrive at his house he is in his private swimming pool and every effort that Barry and Paul make to attract his attention to their whereabouts is prevented by a lifeguard with a series of notices. Needless to say, the brothers end up making a splash as usual.
- Paul and Barry make their entry into the highly competitive cut and thrust world of advertising, as they attempt to stick their bill posters around Rotherham. It certainly becomes competitive when they find that they are vying with another bill poster for the prime spots. And not just competitive, but rather messy as well.
- Barry has painted the garden wall but every morning the brothers find that someone has defaced it with rude slogans and pictures of Paul. It turns out that the culprit is Paul, who is doing it sub-consciously. Barry plays psychiatrist to root into the brothers' past and account for Paul's hatred of walls.
- After a visit to the Rotherham Museum of Fruit and Veg, the brothers discover that they have accidentally walked out with the world's rarest potato and, when they go back to return it, get locked in. Miss Pringle is visiting to bestow a cheque on the museum and presumes that Paul and Barry are curators, asking them for a guided tour. As a result she presents the cheque just to get rid of them.
- The Chuckle Brothers decide to attempt feats to get them into the Guinness Book of Records, overseen by presenter Roy Castle. The jelly bean eating doesn't count and the World Land Speed Record fails when the car takes off, crashing into the world's tallest ice sculpture and causing a power cut to end the world's longest electronic organ playing. Barry then attempts to swim the English Channel and gets mistaken for the world's first talking sea lion but the brothers get an honorary record - for achieving the most failures.
- Baby-sitting little Tommy Russell, Paul and Barry break a cup, which they mend with treacle. Appreciating that they are idiots, Tommy comes downstairs and plays pranks on them, setting them off against each other. However they need nobody's help to stick themselves to the kitchen chairs when the treacle gets out of hand.
- Having heard on the radio that a reward will be offered to the finder of the lost Ancient Emperor's Ceremonial Underpants, Barry sees a gypsy caravan and wants his fortune told. Paul has fun with him by dressing up as the fortune teller and foreseeing a journey of ups and downs - a rollercoaster ride,as it turns out - and much money. Paul finds a pair of old pants,which he doctors to resemble the Emperor's Underpants but they turn out to be the real thing and Barry gets his reward - just as foretold!
- The Chuckle Brothers are about to leave the lair when they find their way barred by a sinister metal robot, the Liquidator 3, which pursues into an exhibition of Past and Future being organized by No Slacking, who attempts, unsuccessfully, to take on the robot in a sword dual. All is resolved for a happy ending when the robot finds his sweetheart, a lady robot, among the exhibits.
- Paul and Barry deliver a safe to their gran, who likes Barry but refuses to speak to Paul. The safe is to house the famous Runnymede Ruby, which is to be exhibited to gran's guests. Barry locks the combination in the safe along with the ruby, but, when they eventually manage to get the safe open again, the ruby has disappeared.
- The Chuckle Brothers are guarding a priceless Egyptian vase for Dan the Van, but two young tearaways, Ed and Fred, are determined to steal it. Fortunately Barry has accidentally cloned himself twice over in a cloning machine, and is able to send away the intruders well and truly 'battered'. He even cloned the vase as a precaution, which comes in handy when it gets smashed to pieces.
- Tuba-playing period sleuth Sherlock Chuckle and his assistant Dr.Barry are on the trail of a jewel thief and Sherlock is convinced the culprit is Police Sergeant Potts. He tries to set traps for Potts but each time he is proved wrong. Finally, more by luck than by design he catches the real thief, winning a cruise on board the 'Titanic' as his reward.
- Paul and Barry get ship-wrecked on an island. It is actually a traffic island just outside Birmingham, but then they are joined by another 'castaway' and it turns into a fight for survival between him and them.
- In a completely dialogue-free episode the Chuckle Brothers are working as maintenance men at a hospital, but their insistence on silence lands Dr. Procter on a hospital trolley, which runs away and leaves him with his head stuck in the railings. Transferred - with railings - to a hospital bed, he does not appreciate Paul and Barry's efforts to help him, or the busker outside his window.
- Noted psychiatrist Professor Voncrumble comes to ChuckleCom, Paul's electrical equipment shop and helps him to chase after Barry, who is sleep-walking, the pair of them carting him around town and saving him from being cut in half by a circular saw. Fortunately, the professor can account for the sleep-walking. It was caused by eating a kipper sandwich before Barry went to bed.
- Whilst working as eighteenth-century blacksmiths the Chuckle Brothers are approached by a smuggler to take a valuable French watch over to Dan Le Van in France, but they are relieved of it by Robespierre, who is now the landlord of a country pub. The watch changes hands several times before the smuggler is arrested by Customs man Ebenezer Bentparcel and the silly siblings go on their way.
- Whilst on holiday in the country, Barry and Paul see a flying saucer land, and, when they arrive at the hotel, all the other guests claim to be from Venus. In the event they are at the hotel for a convention of the Venus Mattress and Duvet Company and the flying saucer is a gimmick, but the brothers think they are aliens poised to take over the planet and take appropriate action.
- The Chuckle Brothers have a spanking new hand cart - just the thing they will need to hand out leaflets on behalf of Dan the Van's building firm. Unfortunately the flyers have to be delivered to a block of high rise flats - high being the operative word - and matters are not helped as the brothers incur the wrath of a man trying to deliver a cake to the flats.
- On a house clearance the brothers find a telescope in a shed and believe that they have located a new comet, vying with each other to get the glory. Barry tells a journalist, who promises to inform the world's press, but the comet turns out to be a smudge on the lens so that, whilst the brothers make it into the Rother Times, they are not covered in glory.
- Stamp shop owners Paul and Barry are entrusted with a rare Mongolian Moon stamp but Barry accidentally sticks it on a letter the Grand Duchess Olga sends her eccentric Uncle Alfonso, an amateur magician, who shows the brothers one of his tricks, but no stamp, because the bin-men have taken it away to the rubbish tip. Will they ever retrieve it?
- Whilst waiting to be served in a tea-shop the Chuckle Brothers accidentally break crockery and other items and have to replace them from the shop next door. On their return to the tea-shop they find the owner is sitting at a table and she expects them to serve her, and she has a werewolf in tow. What is going on? And will the Chuckle Brothers escape from the werewolf without having to replace the cuckoo clock?
- Whilst attempting to persuade a gents' outfitter to buy their cousins, the McChuckles' Highland tartan cloth - without success - Barry and Paul land jobs as shop assistants to the tailor, creating inevitable chaos. However, a posh customer turns up and when the brothers ruin his jacket he decides that he wants one made of Highland tartan.
- The Chuckle Brothers plan to flush out the ruby thief by giving a magic show at Gran's for all the suspects. Paul impersonates the Great Stomboli with Barry as his reluctant assistant. The show is a huge success - unlike the plan. The duplicate ruby is used in a trick but Maddy, disguised as a vicar, steals it and makes her escape, boasting that she will soon take over the world.
- The Chuckle Brothers are having very little success in selling their paintings until they call on a sweet old lady who wants to buy three of them. They start to mount one of them on the wall but knock a big hole in the plaster, so they have to keep stalling the old lady whilst they re-plaster and re-paint that particular section of the wall. Ultimately they end up re-decorating the entire room.
- The Chuckle Brothers are working as shop assistants at a jeweller's shop and Paul claps eyes on a man who is looking at rings. Paul is convinced that the man is a prospective bride-groom and, before he can say anything, has begun the preparations for his 'big day'.
- Paul and Barry have gone to visit Lettice, a deaf, elderly relative of Dan the Van. After dinner the brothers are loading the plates into the dish-washer when a pea rolls off a plate and under a cupboard. Paul insists that they retrieve it - "after all, it may have been a cabbage" - and in the process they almost demolish Lettice's kitchen.
- The Chuckle Brothers have got jobs in the household of self-absorbed pop diva Bettina D'Angelis, who keeps ripping up Paul's song-writing efforts for her. She is due to attend an award ceremony but is frightened of threats being made against her by the Egg-Stalker. Acting as her bodyguards ,the brothers unmask the stalker but reveal a little too much of Bettina when it starts to rain.
- The Chuckle Brothers set up a pest control business and their first customer is Mrs. Wilson. She has a case of woodworm in her tallboy which the brothers attempt to flush out, but they are hindered in their work by the interventions of the man from next door. He is the archetypal nosey neighbour and as much of a pest as the woodworm.
- Paul and Barry travel to Scotland, France - where they are pursued by a Clouseau type cop, Italy, Mexico - where they get thrown in jail - Borneo, Australia and the North Pole to bring the many members of the far-flung Chuckle clan back to Rotherham to celebrate Cousin Lottie's christening party for her new-born twins.
- The Chuckle Brothers go to visit a resort which simulates an old Wild Western town. They find themselves entangled with a mean outlaw known as Big Jake, whom Barry has to fight in an old-style cowboy shoot-out. Will he survive to tell the tale?
- Following all the clues that they have amassed the Chuckle Brothers are eventually able to find out where Maddy is hiding the professor. They are able to release the professor but Maddy herself escapes and they are still no nearer to finding out who was the accomplice who stole the Runnymede ruby from gran's house - or indeed the whereabouts of the ruby itself.
- Chalky White hands out money to Daily Globe readers who identify him in the street and whilst idiotic Paul pursues several people who are not Chalky, Barry meets the man himself, claims his cash prize and agrees to take over Chalky's job from him. Of course nobody has told Paul, who pursues the retired Chalky to Spain, where Barry dispenses a five pound note to a lucky Spaniard.
- The brothers are house-sitting for Auntie Hilda while she is in Spain and Barry leaves a coffee cup ring on the mantelpiece, so, to cover it,he and Paul go to buy an ornament in an antique shop. They are mistaken for secret agents and given the Maltby Falcon, which contains the Jewel of Boris. When Comrade Ivanov and the shop-keeper realise their mistake, they come after the siblings but fortunately Auntie Hilda returns to save them.
- Maddy has left behind a sandal which Paul identifies as belonging to the monks of the Shoo-ing order, so the brothers arrive at the monastery and join the order. Maddy is ultimately revealed to be the leader of the monks but Barry challenges her to a dual of single combat, which she cannot refuse, and he tricks her into submission by forcing her to sneeze - the sign which always makes the monks throw people out of the window.
- The Chuckle Brothers are in a an antique shop when they happen to see their friend Beaming Beryl's first ever jigsaw puzzle and they contact her so that she can come and get it. Unfortunately Mr. Cheeseman, the shop's owner, is rather reluctant to part with it, because he understands it to be very valuable... even if there is a missing piece.
- The Chuckle Brothers are acting as bodyguards to Petrovich, a Russian ballet dancer who is visiting Britain. Paul mistakes his teas-made for a spy camera and the brothers assume he is an enemy agent and tie him up. When the truth comes out they make it up to him by replacing his ballerinas, who have not turned up.
- Posing as pork pie salesmen the Chuckle Brothers enter Robespierre's house but are caught and imprisoned along with the Countess before all three are released by Sir Percy. They escape to woods where Robespierre and his soldiers catch up with them. However, after a sword battle during which Paul accidentally pins him to a tree, Robespierre admits defeat and considers running a restaurant instead. Sir Percy, the Countess and Barry and Paul all return to England.
- Paul and Barry find themselves back in the eighteenth century, where they keep getting robbed by a highwaywoman, whom they mistakenly believe is their friend, the Countess. The Countess rescues them after the highwaywoman has tied the brothers up and they race to stop her robbing the bullion coach.
- During the French Revolution the Chuckle Brothers are footmen to the Countess LeBlanc, who has been saved from the clutches of Robespierre by the Purple Pimple. She does not know it but the Pimple is really her true love, Sir Percy. Robespierre pursues them to England, masquerading as the Duc de Montmartre and initially suspects that Paul is the Purple Pimple.However, due to Paul's stupidity the brothers believe that Robespierre is on the Purple Pimple's side and allow him to abduct the countess.
- The Chuckle Brothers stow away on the ship taking Sir Percy to France, to help him rescue the Countess, but they are discovered and made to scrub the deck with tooth-brushes. A mutiny breaks out when the crew want to take the ship to the West Indies to look for treasure, indicated on a map, but Sir Percy takes them all on and beats them - though he does throw the map overboard and ends up with Barry and Paul, scrubbing the deck.
- Paul and Barry Chuckle go to the museum to see a grand unveiling by Dan the Van, only to find that the suave and plausible stranger on stage is not their old school-mate but an impostor. He explains that he is a professional decoy employed to keep Dan safe from 'two hooligans' who keep plaguing him. Paul and Barry are too stupid to realise that the description is of them, but they do end up on display in the museum.
- Sir Percy and the Countess have escaped from Revolutionary France but Robespierre captures the Countess. Barry, posing as the Purple Pimple, rescues her after a dual - playing tiddly-winks - but then Robespierre catches Percy and ties him up in a cellar which is filling up with liquid. Paul has to impersonate the Purple Pimple again to save him.
- Eighteenth-century barbers Barry and Paul accidentally deliver Sir Percy, the heroic Purple Pimple, into Robespierre's clutches on the day he is marrying Countess LeBlanc. To make amends they assist the countess in a dramatic rescue - dressed as a pantomime cow - but they too are caught and sentenced to Devil's Island. Luckily for them the countess is an expert sword fighter - and Barry isn't too bad either.
- Whilst the brothers are taking a country walk Paul wakes up Magnus the Viking, who has been asleep for centuries and does not take kindly to the intrusion, pursuing Paul overland and eventually getting him into a boat in preparation for a Viking burial. Can Barry, dressed as Magnus's mother, soothe him back to sleep?
- Barry enters his Mangle Worzel in the County Fayre.
- Following their horoscope predictions the Chuckle Brothers believe that they will find treasure by fishing in the pond in the local park and recover a cup which they understand to have been part of the cargo of a sunken Spanish galleon. In their repeated efforts to find more of the supposed treasure they annoy an officious park keeper, though he eventually has cause to be grateful to them.
- In their quest to find the thief of the Runnymede Ruby the Chuckle Brothers find themselves at a cloth mill owned by one of gran's guests, Mr. Tatlock, though, bizarrely, it is in the nineteenth century and the mill workers are fascinated by the brothers' twenty-first century possessions. The brothers overhear Tatlock saying he has the ruby, but it turns out to be the Ruby, a new spinning loom.
- The Chuckle Brothers buy a ramshackle building by the canal, in which they install a state of the art security system, with banks of CCTV screens, as well as putting bars on the windows. Paul gets arrested as a burglar whilst testing it out and, although he is released when Barry vouches for him, they find they have locked themselves out of the building since they left the key inside.
- When Barry and Paul get the sack from No Slacking's firm washing out wheelie-bins with jet hoses, they set up in competition to him. He suggests a race - the operative who cleans the most bins being allowed to retain the franchise, but it ends in a dead heat. There is only one bin left as a decider, but it belongs to the fearsome Mr. Dodd, who does not want anyone near it. And then , thanks to the brothers, it gets run over by a car. . .
- Whilst erecting an aerial mast for Dan the Van, Paul and Barry meet Mr. Macaw, a bird-watcher out to secure the very rare egg of the fast disappearing macaw-hawk, which is nesting at the top of the aerial. Barry is determined to stop him from stealing the egg and goes to very great lengths to give the impression that the macaw-hawk is not rare after all.
- The Chuckle Brothers buy a suit each from a second hand shop in order to smarten up their image and find something highly unusual about Barry's suit.It is impossible to stain - any marks on it just wipe off. Paul decides to claim it as his invention, naming it Pauloline, and takes it to garment manufacturer Harold Stone, to sell to him. However, it becomes clear that Stone wants all the credit for himself and wants to cut the brothers out of the deal.
- The Chuckle Brothers are in business making desserts and Mrs. McCallister has asked them to make a blancmange, but, due to a faulty phone line, they assume she is catering for 'hundreds of thousands',rather than wanting 'hundreds and thousands' decorations on top. As a consequence they set out to make the world's biggest blancmange and it's not long before it's going to explode.
- Paul and Barry are sent to tune a piano by lowering it, which they do rather too literally. The indignant owner is about to take part in the London to Brighton car rally and the Chuckle Brothers get roped into driving the car for the old lady next door. Unfortunately, their sense of direction ends them up in New Brighton.
- Whilst taking wheelchair-bound Mrs. Pringle out in the park Paul and Barry meet No Slacking, with his auntie Doris, also in a wheelchair. The two old ladies decide to play a joke on the men, first by swapping places and then by running off, so that Barry is called upon to impersonate Auntie Hilda, to stop No Slacking finding out. All is ultimately resolved, in the hair salon, where Barry ends up with a blue rinse.
- Walking in the woods Paul and Barry meet motherly Mrs. Cacklebury, who asks them to tea in her cottage. Barry is convinced that she is a witch, fattening them up with cream cakes to eat them, but Paul dismisses this as nonsense. However, drugged tea causes Paul to pass out and Barry has to get them both out of the clutches of Mrs. Cacklebury - or her twin sister.
- Barry and Paul are minding Mr. Hersee's corner shop for him, but whilst their backs are turned somebody drives off in a van with all the stock from the shop. The brothers give chase and retrieve it but Mr. Hersee is not pleased with the result.
- Paul and Barry believe that they are phoning up for tickets to the circus but they have dialled the wrong number and have contacted two spies who are selling secret information, hidden beneath a park bench. When the spies realise their error they pursue the brothers, who adopt various disguises before handing the spies to the police - and then going to the circus.
- On a visit to the dentist - who looks like Paul - Barry swallows a fly. When he visits the hospital Professor Flitcroft tells him it is a Nicaraguan firefly and will swell up if he drinks fizzy pop. Following this revelation Barry creates havoc in the hospital before waking up to find he has dreamt it all but still has to visit the dentist.
- The Chuckle Brothers go to Scotland to be ghillies to impoverished laird Duncan, against the wishes of family servant Fingal, who has been defrauding the laird by selling off his deer to Tokyo zoo. He attempts to scare off the brothers by impersonating the Phantom Piper, but has to come clean eventually. Paul comes up with a solution.
- In a fresh take on the story of Cinderella, Paul steals Barry's ticket for the dance and sets off on his own. However, a fairy godmother appears to make things right for Barry and the scene is set for rivalry when they both 'go to the ball'.
- The brothers decide to start a TV show for kids.
- The duo try dancing.
- Most people aim to get fit for the Summer but not Paul and Barry Chuckle - they want to look good for the winter and aim to embark on their own fitness regime with a trip to the gym to indulge in a programme of body-building. However, since they are the notoriously inept Chuckle Brothers then the regime does not exactly go as planned.
- The brothers go to the cinema to watch a movie.
- The brothers try different sports includes football, cricket and tennis.
- Paul and Barry are making garden gnomes, which they take to sell at a local garden centre. When they hear that a photographer from a gardening journal is coming to snap a plant which only flowers every two thousand years they decide to arrange their gnomes in front of it to gain publicity. However, they have chosen the wrong plant.
- When Paul and Barry hear that Dan the Van's mansion is to be demolished they handcuff themselves to each other to register their protest. By the time they find out that it is not going to be knocked down after all they have lost the key to the handcuffs are - literally - stuck with each other.
- Barry and Paul help a lady in distress by shifting a skip from in front of her drive but it keeps slipping away and ending up in - and demolishing - No Slacking's garden.The brothers find a buyer for the skip but have to buy it back again because they've left their tickets for the big match inside it. No Slacking eventually claims the tickets so the Chuckle Brothers have to find another use for the skip.
- The Chuckle Brothers are going into tele-marketing, and have got an office. They make efforts to put in their own telephone line, oblivious to the efforts of an actual telephone engineer, whom they accidentally pour water over, knock off his ladder, squirt with oil and blow up. He is not best pleased and confiscates the telephone, meaning the brothers have to use a phone box, but they even manage to sabotage that, putting all the local phone lines out of order.
- Lumberjacks Paul and Barry accidentally fell a tree onto No Slacking's tent whilst he is camping in the forest, so they invite him to stay at their cabin, where he tells them that he is searching for the mythical Big Foot. Barry is very scared, especially when first Paul and then No Slacking dress up in a Big Foot costume to freak him out. They admit it was all a prank, but then they see a really big foot!
- Paul and Barry are sent on a day's trial to work at Dan's retirement home, where, based in the cellar, they are kept busy by the demands of the residents through the speaking tubes and manage to avoid catastrophe following a flood. They are expecting Dan, but he never turns up and ultimately Barry comes to see why.
- Paul and Barry are firemen at the Little Wallop on the Head fire station but their biggest task comes when the fire chief's pet Russian Roof rabbit, Ramsbottom, gets stuck on the roof and then crawls into the downpipe. The brothers try sawing the pipe and flushing the rabbit out, before he makes his own escape. The fire chief is not pleased despite the whole exercise curing his bad back.
- Barry and Paul have got jobs working as animal keepers in a safari park but their inevitable stupidity and incompetence is failing to impress their boss No Slacking. In order to curry favour they camp out in the woods, hoping to trap the rumoured elephant poachers but only end up by trapping No Slacking instead. However, he keeps them on - as exhibits.
- To make sure the Chuckle name lives on forever the two attempt to conquer a mountain.
- The chuckles open up an opticians and try to help weatherman No Slacking with his eyesight only to make it worse when he can't read his cue cards on live TV.
- The Chuckle Brothers go to clean for No Slacking, who makes models from matchsticks and Paul sits on one, H.M.S. Victory, which is in No Slacking's bed. Whilst Barry keeps the householder at bay by telling him Paul has got Devonshire Duster Disease, Paul rebuilds the model - very well indeed. Sadly, however, he comes to learn that there was a reason for it being in the bed.
- The brothers try to piece together the clues at the professor's house, following his diary entries to a huge satellite dish, where Barry is attacked by a man dressed as a bus conductor, who steals all the diary except one page. Back at Rex Frimley's house Barry sees a code written on the wall but it disappears again when the 216 bus, whose lights have caused it to appear, drives off.
- Whilst Barry and Paul are clearing out jumble for Gran, they find a magic musical box which, when it is opened and its tune played, can reverse or fast-forward time, making people older or younger. It seems that Gran is well aware of this as she turns back time to just before the brothers' visit and stops them from creating havoc.
- In a take on Dickens' 'A Christmas Carol', Paul is a miserly Victorian sweet shop owner, who bullies his brother Barry but has a change of heart when visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past. Barry decides to capitalise on this by dressing up as other ghosts in order to make Paul treat him more decently. Ultimately they become so benevolent to those less well off that they give everything in the shop away.
- The Chuckle Brothers are competing in a cross-country marathon and Paul aims to beat Barry by cheating - stalling him, as well as stealing a shopping trolley, a skateboard and a motor-bike. However, when the pair approach the Finish line, retribution is waiting for Paul - or rather, the people whose items he stole.
- As a result of Paul's latest foolish get-rich-quick scheme Barry ends up getting shrunk to only a foot high. Initially they capitalise on this by taking him around to give shows and demonstrations but then he catches the eye of the villainous Sharkey Esquire who is also keen to exploit him and who abducts Barry.
- Barry succeeds in rescuing the miniaturised Barry from the villainous Sharkey Esquire. However, he still has to get him back to his normal size and Sharkey still has Paul's invention to enable miniaturisation. Paul has to get it back by accepting the challenges that Sharkey throws at him.
- After "repairing" a water dispenser on the top floor of an office block, Paul and Barry decide to take the lift back down. Unfortunately the lift breaks down, trapping them - and No Slacking - inside! Can they figure out a way to get it working again before No Slacking goes crazy?
- Paul wins a newspaper contest for naming seventeen different fruits.It is a day at Bedsite Manor, sampling the high life, with a butler called Crossley. However, the brothers manage to break a Ming vase, destroy an eighteenth century painting and disrupt proceedings on the croquet lawn before they discover that the prize is not exactly what they had imagined.
- Clearing out a caravan, Barry and Paul find a picture of a horse and decide to visit Dan the Van's racing stable. Seeing a small lad with his arm in a sling Paul decides that a substitute jockey is needed to ride the winner for Dan and volunteers Barry, whom he puts through training. Come the day of the race though and they are in for a surprise.
- When the ChuckleMobile gets a flat tyre late at night and far from home the brothers take refuge in an old dark house, which spooks Barry. Paul goes through a door into a beautiful garden where an ultra-polite butler, who is Barry's double, tells him that all wishes come true. Paul, however, laments the lack of humour and comes back through the door, falling over. He then comes to see that he had fallen down and hit his head and imagined his whole visit to the garden.
- The Chuckle Brothers are having little luck selling toy balloons so, when Barry accidentally buys a hot air balloon, Paul suggests they go into the travel business, giving balloon rides. They test the balloon first but, after a run-in with a jumbo jet,get into a spin, almost fall out of the basket and finally land in the middle of nowhere.
- The Chuckle Brothers are having a lazy day in their caravan on a camp site, during which time Barry mends the ChuckleMobile and discovers why hot dogs are so named and Paul has an unsuccessful attempt at making ice cream. They settle down to watch television, but the reception is poor and Barry is sent onto the roof to adjust the aerial, a recipe for disaster if ever there was one.
- The Chuckle Brothers are working at a clock mending shop when Paul discovers that, by wiring clocks together, he and Barry can travel back to the time of the English Civil War, forward to the future and back again to primeval times where they are captured by cannibalistic cavemen. They manage to return to the present in time for No Slacking to bring in an order which they can predict - and refuse.
- The vicar has asked the Chuckle Brothers to cast a new bell for the church tower and they duly oblige. Actually the bells that they make are, for them, extremely good but they manage to keep losing or breaking each successive one on the way to the church. Finally the perfect bell is delivered and put in place. How will it sound?
- Paul and Barry think the job description advert reads 'a little light housekeeping' but it's actually ' a little lighthouse keeping'. No Slacking the keeper is not happy to have them on board but when they cause him to fall down and hurt his foot he needs their assistance, even if they switch the light off by mistake. When he restores it they have to stay up all night to make sure it is all right. And the lighthouse is haunted.
- A tramp is thrown off a train at the station run by the Chuckle Brothers and he cons them into believing he is their long lost brother Trevor. Barry is annoyed when Paul gives him the best bed and food and 'Trevor' disrupts the passengers by playing golf on the platform. Posing another long lost relative, he finds out that the man is a fraud, and the brothers put him in a mail sack and back onto the train.
- The Chuckle Brothers are on holiday, staying at Jimmy's Inn, where they intend to take part in sand-castle building competition. However, they antagonise the manager, who is determined to stop them, and they must devise ways to keep him indoors and away from the competition.
- The Chuckle Brothers become assistants in the comic stage act of Jimmy 'No Slacking' Patten but manage to antagonise him as well as falling foul of the conjuror's bag of tricks.
- Paul and Barry are back in twelfth century Sherwood Forest, where they meet and join Robin Hood and his merry men. Due to Paul's idiocy,the Sheriff captures Marian so the Chuckle Brothers set out to save her, posing as hot dog salesmen, but then Paul is mistaken for Robin Hood and challenged to an archery contest, which he must win - blindfold.
- Paul and Barry are pursued by an international jewel thief as they try to get a precious case back to its rightful owner.
- After a visit to the Garden Centre the Chuckle Brothers are captured by aliens from outer space who hold them prisoner on their space-ship. Their mission is to find out how the human brain works but, peculiarly, they choose Paul as the 'mind' they want to study. Can the brothers escape?
- Paul and Barry's latest job is to install a snooker table for the Viscount at his stately home. Unfortunately the table is rather too big and so Paul's solution is to knock the wall down to make more room for it. The Viscount is not necessarily pleased.
- When Paul and Barry get into a cable car on their skiing holiday they fail to notice the driver on the roof trying to mend it but they do see his pet yeti. When it starts to rain the car floods and groans under the weight of its four occupants as safety demands only two passengers use it at a time. Will they plummet to their deaths? Or end up as trophies on the hunting lodge wall?
- Called out to fix the plumbing for Mrs. Bradstock Paul and Barry discover that a Sumatran man-eating caterpillar is roaming loose in her lounge. They give chase and when they finally corner it Mrs. Bradstock assures them it is a harmless pet. But.. . she has another one, which is not harmless.
- Having eaten a dodgy pizza the Chuckle Brothers and super-hero Troy Whizz are frozen in suspended animation for five hundred years, and when they wake up they find the Universe is at the mercy of Ping the Pitiless. With Troy out of action it is down to Paul and Barry to save everyone from the villainous designs of Ping.
- Paul secretly enters Barry for 'Don't Lose Your Rag', a hidden camera reality show. If Barry can survive a succession of humiliating experiences without losing his cool then there is a cash prize in it - for Paul. But Barry begins to suspect.
- Paul takes it upon himself to challenge 'No Slacking' to a golf contest. He intends to cheat but Barry messes up his plans. Barry, however, turns out to be extremely good and notches up an incredibly high score when the ball continuously ricochets off the score marker posts. 'No Slacking' is not happy and decides to cheat.
- Paul and Barry are stonemasons in Roman Britain. Courage is called for when they have to foil a plot to kidnap the great Caesar.
- The duo work at dizzying heights as they decorate a cruise ship, but will Captain Pilbury be impressed with their paintwork?
- The Chuckle Brothers have found themselves back at the court of King Henry the Eighth, who is awaiting the arrival of his seventh wife. When Paul hears that the prospective bride's ship has been lost at sea he coerces Barry into impersonating the lady so that they can taste the high life of the royal court.
- Stranded on an island in the river the Chuckle Brothers are adopted by a hippy commune led by the Guru, who have turned their backs on modern creature comforts in order to return to the simple life. Then the brothers discover that the Guru is hoarding a television and other electrical goods. Can they convince the rest of the commune?
- Paul and Barry are all set to make a fortune out of marketing Old Mother Chuckle's Home-Made pickle, a recipe that has been handed down through the generations. . . before being lost by Barry. Will the brothers be able to find it again, or will they end up well and truly in a pickle?
- Whilst working at Chez Beaker restaurant Paul finds out he can control Barry via his games console and get him to move at double speed, so they open their own restaurant with Barry as the fastest waiter in the west. Mr. Beaker steals the console so Paul poses as food critic Ramsay Gordon to retrieve it, leading to a very messy food fight before Barry turns the tables and controls Paul.
- Paul enters Barry for a strong man contest but how can he compete against the cheating man mountain Magnus Sorenson?
- Barry discovers oil underneath his wishing well and it comes gushing up. Paul meets an American magnate who is extremely interested in doing business with the brothers - until it turns out that there is a leak in the pipeline supplying oil to the next door neighbour.
- The Chuckle Brothers fly out to be judges in the Slapsbergen talent festival in the Alps. There are three main contenders for the prize and they take it all very seriously. So seriously that each one threatens the Chuckle Brothers with death if they choose one of the others. How can they please everyone and stay alive?
- Barry is spotted by Gavin from the Wild Wolf fragrance and fashion company, who sets him on a career as an international super-model, not to mention a recording artiste with his hit song, 'Moon Over Rotherham'. Paul gets very jealous but his attempts to sabotage a catwalk show fail miserably.
- The Chuckle Brothers get a job at the zoo, teaching tricks to Choo-Choo the giant panda. But Choo-Choo gets bored and runs off, riding the train and going for a Chinese meal. Paul 'persuades' Barry to put on a panda suit to fool Mrs. Stubbs, the zoo owner. But then a man in a white coat appears with a large needle to give the panda its shots. This is more than Barry bargained for.
- The Chuckle Brothers are looking after the formidable Mrs. Metherby's parrot Polly, but of course they leave the window open and Polly flies out of the flat. The obvious solution is to replace Polly with an exact double. Will Mrs. Metherby tell the difference - given the fact that the latest parrot uses very rude language?
- Two American ghost-hunters arrive at Dan the Van's castle to make a television programme, 'Flying Spirits' and the Chuckle Brothers have to convince them that the place is haunted. Paul rigs up a fake spook in a suit of armour, as well as creating a dry ice effect, but the last word goes to the real ghost.
- The Chuckle Brothers are handymen at Dame Alice's dance academy, but they polish the floor too highly and the local champions slip and are indisposed. In order to win the money to keep the academy open, Paul and Barry (the latter in drag, as 'Harold') must prove that they are ballroom champions, against the highly competitive Rodney and Davina.
- Whilst working at Dan the Van's niece's Japanese restaurant Paul eats a dish of sushi, to which he is allergic, and he balloons in weight. An authentic Japanese evening is planned so he is forced to take part in a Sumo wrestling match to take advantage of his predicament.
- The Chuckle Brothers are working for a Mr. Jensen but they resign in protest when they see that he cheats at tennis. When Mrs. Grimthorpe, his next door neighbour, suggests that they play him on her behalf in the annual tennis tournament, the court is set for a true grudge match.
- The Chuckle Brothers are enjoying a picnic at Barker's Oak when a stroppy man tells them they have stolen his usual spot and demands that they move. They refuse and the situation escalates as the man goes head to head with Barry in a dual using ketchup bottles. Fortunately for the brothers a goat is about to come to their rescue.
- When the Chuckle Brothers find a newspaper with a future date on it they reckon that they can warn everybody about what is going to happen and, as a consequence, avoid any misfortunes befalling them. Inevitably the reverse happens.
- Aunt Petunia has died without leaving a will and the best way to stop Chuckle Manor from being bought by greedy Simon Chortle is to find the second of a matching pair of priceless drinking jugs - which involves time travel, so that the brothers demolish Stonehenge, watch Beethoven compose his fifth and have a run-in with a scary Tudor headsman, who comes back to the present with them.
- The Chuckle Brothers go to visit their grand-dads in a retirement home but can't find them. Instead they stumble upon a racket whereby the greedy matron is forcing the residents to prepare and pack in-flight meals for Fly-by-Night airlines. When they locate their grandfathers they all combine with a put-upon nurse to stop the matron's little game.
- Paul and Barry get involved in ice cream wars when Giovanni Slackoni sets up in competition to Chuckle Ices by buying their cornets cheap and selling them at a profit. Paul brings in his own ice-cream maker - a cow - but Barry saves the day by exposing the council official who has been hounding them as the brother of the non-Italian Giovanni.
- Barry is in possession of the winning lottery ticket which will scoop the brothers fifty thousand pounds provided it is presented within two hours. He thinks he left the ticket in a recently-returned library book but now someone else has borrowed it and he's moving house so the brothers pose as removal men, causing so much damage there is precious little prize money left.
- Paul and Barry are employed as care-takers at the Tower of London, ensuring that the ravens are safe and are not going to leave. They run into Daring Derek, a notorious thief out to steal the Crown Jewels ,and of course they scupper his foul plans.
- Paul sets up a fans' convention weekend for the comic super-hero Beetleman, but the Beetleman who actually turns up is not the same one that everybody is expecting. Barry, however, is in a position to save the day financially when it turns out that he possesses the extremely rare and valuable first ever copy of the Beetleman comic.
- Paul sets up a market stall, selling alarm clocks, several of which Barry breaks. Barry then sets up a rival stall, selling jokes and novelties, but business is poor - chiefly because they have chosen a day when the market is closed.
- The Chuckle Brothers are working at No Slacking's bowling alley. He hopes to enter a side for the Scarborough Cricket Festival and Paul takes Barry to the cricket ground where Barry gets the wrong idea about being a batsman. They practice cricket throwing techniques at the bowling alley and eventually save the day for No Slacking when the two of them take on an opposing cricket team and get them all out.
- The Chuckle Brothers are acting as caretakers in Dan the Van's brand new, pristine, state of the art office block. They are only supposed to do menial things but, when the fax comes through to say that the engineer cannot come out to install the Whizzy Print printing machine, the brothers unwisely decide to take on the job themselves.
- Whilst relaxing at the seaside Paul Chuckle decides that he wants to become an entrepreneur and needs a suitable office but the brothers have very little money. They start off in a Punch and Judy booth but get chased out by the puppet policeman and graduate to building a beach-hut which is - eventually - ideal. Sadly for them though it gets washed out to sea.
- Barry has spilt the last of the milk so the brothers buy two more pints, which a woman takes in when they leave it on her door-step. They get locked in the milk depot and chased by a swarm of insects after another milk carton gets lodged in a tree before finally returning home - to find a pint on their door-step.
- The Chuckle Brothers are running a canal-side chandlers and when No Slacking gets his barge stuck they aim to help him move it for the good publicity they hope he will give them. Unfortunately they also manage to knock him overboard in his little dinghy and end up having to tow him along in their rowing boat.
- The Chuckle Brothers are making Granny Chuckle's Dandelion and Burdock drink but the recipe is so explosive Barry thinks it should be used as rocket fuel. Paul then has the idea to design a rocket called Apaulo 1, which he will send to the moon with Barry as a reluctant astronaut. However the rocket goes off with both brothers attached, landing in a truly desolate environment - possibly just a few miles up the road.
- Discovering that their house is to be demolished to make way for a road, the Chuckle Brothers take to the streets in protest, abseiling with a banner down a garden wall and chaining themselves to the town hall railings. When they learn that a protected species bird is nesting in the vicinity Barry dresses up as the Giant Spotted Canal Barry. Can this save their home?
- When the Chuckle Brothers have their electricity cut off for not paying the bill, Paul decides to create his own source of supply by building a water-wheel using a propeller stolen from an aircraft museum. After Barry gets flung into a tree after trying to crank-start it the wheel goes berserk, causing the washing machine to flood and finally taking off down the canal path. Fortunately Barry has a Plan B - and a lemon.
- The Chuckle Brothers are erecting 'For Sale' signs for Dan the Van's estate agents and decide to look into one of the houses. Barry vacuums up some soot from a chimney and the suction draws in furniture from the next room through the hearths. Paul decides that the chimneys need sweeping and goes up on the roof, where he gets stuck. The chimneys are cleaned in time for the prospective buyers - or are they?
- Paul and Barry are working for Dan the Van's friend Maxi the Taxi and are told that they can become permanent drivers if they complete a perfect first day. However, being the Chuickle Brothers, they leave their first fare standing on the pavement whilst they ferry his grandfather clock and assume he is inside it, and end up by driving into a lorry bound for Australia.
- The Chuckle Brothers have gone into the car cleaning business which inevitably means much soaking of each other with a hose, as well as their lady client getting a bucket on her head. The car is her pride and joy, so the Chuckle Brothers decide to clean it piece by piece to give it that extra care but only succeed in having it fall to bits when she opens the door.