John-Dylan Brown
- Actor
- Producer
- Writer
Known most famously for his sense of humor and cunnilingus skills, one often overlooked but significant skill of his is his emotional intelligence. Within him, there are two wolves: one is the leader of a Pride parade, the other is balls deep in me, a woman, all the time. He is the proud owner of three beloved pets: a dog, a cat, and his girlfriend. In his spare time, he enjoys napping and karate kicks, almost always at the same time. Lays pipe like a god, minus the illegitimate demigod children.