I loved sex because - and I'm not boasting - I was pretty advanced in the downstairs department. It was ridiculous but I loved it and I wanted everyone to know it. I wanted to show as many girls as I could - and after sex when they complimented me on my size I would say, 'You tell your mates about me. You tell 'em, love'. It gave me a massive confidence boost to know I had that advantage over other lads