I feel like I've farted and now I'm here. It has gone so quickly.
America is notorious for being so difficult to crack and it's just about time and hard work.
On KSI's dreadful cherry pie on "GBBO: Stand Up 2 Cancer" (directed to KSI): 'It's almost as bad yer rappin' isn't it?'
Jade on Noel Gallagher (who talked down Little Mix's 2021 Brit win): 'It's a shame really because we are definitely the most successful girl band in the country, but he's not even the most successful performer in his family.'
On Rupaul's Drag Race UK vs the World: '...and there's an ugly rumor going around that one of the girls is leaving the group tonight.'