- Let's get something straight: we Germans like a laugh. The difference is we laugh once the work is done. With the English it's instead of.
- I'm not good enough to cut it in Germany. English comedy is easy: just put in loads of swearing. In Germany there is no swearing, because things work.
- I feel sorry for the Royal Family. Life is about bettering yourself...
- There's this place called Billericay, that's full of crackheads.
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