As of writing, I'm engaged in a battle of wills with a wee anole lizard who has made his way all the way up the wall above my window. I've got both curtains pulled back so the window looks alluringly like an exit and a plastic bowl and magazine behind me so I can flip him into the bowl and out the window. I can see him wanting to move to get to the window, and he can see me sitting here watching him and neither of us are going to back down easily. I've previously evicted several lizards and a tree frog from the house because I've got a skill with it (or immunity to a violent case of the heebies) that both my roommates lack. Such is the price for living in a subtropical climate. If I were to get my own house down here I think I'd...
- 4/19/2010
- by Intern Rusty
Apparently this week things started heating up in areas of the country that are not located in a sub-tropical climate and I've seen some complaints on the internet. It got up to 80º F! The horror! It's like it's June already! Listen, I get that it's a pretty big difference from normal spring weather, but color me unimpressed. High 70s to mid 80s Is spring here in Miami. We're all still wearing long pants and jackets in the evenings. (Also, I went to weather.com to confirm the weather here and there's an amusing glitch that shows tomorrow's low temperature as 32º. I know it's a glitch because I panicked and checked two other sources to make sure that wasn't true, so it was more "scary" than "amusing" for about a minute there.) Anyway, y'all can get me back when the humidity hits about 1,000% in early May and I'm trying to grow gills.
- 4/7/2010
- by Intern Rusty
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