- I may not be a great General but I'm a worse Soldier.
- You can totally destroy a $200.00 buzz on a 50 cent cheeseburger any day of the week.
- Paul never objects when someone robs Peter to pay him.
- If they will lie to you. They will steal from you.
- Talent will get you through the door, but staying in the room requires a totally different skill set.
- Manners only apply to unattractive people. Attractive people get by just fine without them.
- That girl got so excited? I swear she shit a squealing worm!
- I was 5 years old when I learned my real name. It was right before I started to school and the family didn't want any confusion. So they sat me down and each one of them told me that my real name was Dolan Wilson. It really surprised me because up until then I had thought that my last name was Boy and my first name was Goddamnit.....
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